You know who starts aging earlier than they should? Those who don’t want their gray cells to work. Look at me. I have a special brain exercise routine. Every even-numbered day of the month, I think about making money. My forty properties, eight companies, and four eight-figure global bank accounts are evidence that I’m succeeding. And every odd day of the month, I spend that money. I prefer to think I help young couples, but let’s be honest and call things what they are, we all know I screw greedy girls and humiliate their even greedier boyfriends. And to keep my gray cells working, I come up with a new joke every time. Today I found a medical coat that a previous client left behind. Which means it’s time to meet thick Dr. Deep!
