They say that in our dear Great State snitching is the chief amusement of the citizens. Maybe that’s bad, but what am I supposed to do if I’m the manager of an apartment complex? If I don’t snitch on tenants who break the rules, the complex owner will just fire me. There’s no need to look for someone to take my place, they’re just waiting at the door. But if I were to report a girl who smokes in her apartment in breach of all the rules, I would lose a juicy pussy. The Great State under the guidance of the Wise Leader makes no mistakes, which means that whatever fate befalls me, I will at least have something to remember.
