There’s nothing like going to the market and picking up some pussy!! Our sentry lookout spotted some possible working girls at a near by market. So, we gathered the troops and sent them out. Smitty, Rabbit and Aamir were assigned to this pussy extraction mission. Soon after they arrived, Rabbit almost fucks it up instantly. We should of known better, cause fucking up is what he’s best at. Anyhow, Smitty had a good amount of money, and Aamir had his sweet talking skills.( HAVE I MENTIONED THAT Aamir IS A SMOOTH PIMP WHO LOVES THE PUSSY? MOTHERFUCKER IS THE TRUE PIMP FROM THE MIDDLE EAST!!) We were able to score a sweet sweet prize. These beautiful desert flowers came back to the barracks for a good time. Shit, we even let Rabbit get in on the action. MOTHERFUCKER POPPED HIS CHERRY!!! It was a night of debauchery that these lovely girls won’t soon forget. I wouldn’t doubt it if these party girls call us back for round two. I believe this was also the night that our boy Smitty found true love. He clung to one of these girls like it was a honey bun. SMITTY WAS SMITTEN!!! Not for long of course, cause only a few days later Aamir came through with more girls!! HAHAHA!! But that one’s for another day boys.
