So there I was last Friday night hanging out with my new girlfriend, Riley Jean, and her family. Her Step-Mom, Andi, wanted everyone to sit around and watch some stupid movie that Grandpa wanted to see. It was the worst movie ever and my girlfriend wouldn’t let me cop a feel so I decided to take measures into my own hands. I pulled out the magical Orb that I had found on my adventures to east Asia and I used it on the entire Family. The Orb worked like a champ and Riley,Andi, and Grandpa were under my control. I proceeded to make Grandpa watch me shag his family. He cheered me on and ate popcorn like it was nothing. When I was finished having fun with them I made the girls get dressed and we went back to watching the stupid movie. They had no idea what had happened.
