A good employee is a loyal employee. He knows that every little thing is important in the boss’s daily routine, whether it’s the morning coffee or the morning oral sex during the planning meeting. If you don’t like something, you can always go look for a job at another company. But at any of my companies, there’s never a dissatisfied person. These two were surprised at first when they saw the morning blowjob clause in my typical employment contract. But the paycheck was so tempting that no any lesbian relationships got in the way. Welcome to the office, girls, but remember that you’re still on probation, which means you’ll still have to work hard!
