My best girlfriend, Jessica, wanted to come over to study for our Chemistry test. I guess you could say we have been doing a little too much partying and not enough studying and now we have to cram an entire semester’s worth of content into a weekend.
I am determined to make it work, but every time I look over at Jess, she has a far away look in her eye, she’s day dreaming again. I snap in her face *snap, snap, snap, “let’s go Jessa, it’s time to get serious.” Jessa assures me that we will pass the test, that we’ll figure it out as we always do.
My stepdad comes out the sliding glass door, and hands us a couple glasses of his organic sugar-free lemonade. Jessa sips it, and gushes, “it’s so delicious, if you bottled this stuff up, you could be, like, a millionaire.” He really loved that, he’s a sucker for compliments. I roll my eyes. My head hurts. I swear to God that my best friend is flirting with my stepdad, and he’s so shameless, so fucking creepy, he’s flirting with her back.
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