If only Saturday detention was always this hot!!
From New Sensations, the studio that brought you the hit parodies The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody & The Office: A XXX Parody, comes a Sexy Spoof of one of the most Awesome movies of all time in The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody When five College students are d to spend their Saturday in detention, they think that it is going to be, like, a total bummer. But instead it turns out to be a total Fuckfest! Watch the school’s star athlete putting the winning moves on the Sexy & quirky Loner; then check out the Renegade getting Pretty deep in Pink when he finally hooks up with the Popular Girl; and witness the class Geek popping cherries in his “totally-not-fake” memory of Niagara Falls! Throw in some perky cheerleader group sex with a beautiful Dean that has an insatiable craving for cock, and you’ve got the sexiest day ever spent in a library since… ever! Teen angst has never been so funny & steamy as it is in The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody!
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. Syren Sexton, Sonny Hicks
Scene 2. Samantha Ryan, Chad Alva
Scene 3. Breanne Benson, Brooke Van Buuren, Tessa Taylor, Levi Cash
Scene 4. Andy San Dimas, Levi Cash
Scene 5. Faye Reagan, Chad Alva
Honors and Awards
AVN Awards, 2010
Nominee: Best Parody: Comedy
Nominee: Best Actor: Video, Chad Alva
Nominee: Best Parody: Comedy
Review by bono-ONE
Hello fans time to check out another parody and this one is a take on one of the most important Teen 80’s flicks made. I’m talking the Breakfast Club and for a few of us out there in pornoland this flick is personal as it came along at that same time in our lives, I was a sophomore when this came out and the whole 80’s scene was still very much ongoing from Live Aid to Madonna to Bruce and a whole bunch of teen flicks from Fastimes to 16 Candles to Pretty In Pink, Less than Zero- so many movies that over time have grown in importance to my generation and Breakfast Club is right there and I totally agree ripe for Parody.
One major change in this flick is the switch from High School to College- I think for obvious reasons but this leads to a couple humorous lines about not knowing they had detention in college. Another slight change was the opening title tune which was made famous by Simple Minds but here we get a similar melody but with porn lyrics! Also another change is the insertion of Samantha Ryan into the male role played perfectly by the late Paul Gleason aka Principal Vernon. So a couple changes but we come into some familiar territory as the first scene opens– it’s the big library with the tables and everyone is there to start save for Chad Alva who is playing the role also made famous by Judd Nelson. Faye Reagan is Molly Ringwald, Sonny Hicks is Anthony Michael Hall, Levi Cash takes on Emilio’s role and we get Andy San Dimas coming in for the Ally Sheedy part.
So we are in the library and Samantha’s come in trying to be a badass but not quite pulling it off as well as Paul did in the real movie– but knowing Samantha’s going to fuck later on makes her presence here totally fine by me! You see also the big statue in the background that was so visible in the movie. Some of the dialogue here among the cast is close to what was said in the real version but we get to some new ground obviously when it comes to setting up the sex scenes. Who’s up first but the ‘virgin’ Sonny Hicks but he’s like no I’ve been with plenty of girls and we’re taken to Niagra Falls- you can tell by the huge waterfalls just outside Brian Johnson’s room plus it tells us that it’s totally not fake looking which should elicit a chuckle or two.
Syren Sexton with Sonny Hicks:
There is some dialogue here but I kept looking at Sonny’s fake wig and you could totally see some dark hair in the back and when they came in close a couple times you really could see it. Nicely they move donw to Syren working his cock out and taking it in her mouth. Not hardcore either a slower style which I like a lot, eye contact too was good. There is some oral too from Brian, always like to see the guy give as good as he gets in that area. Best shot here has Syren riding in cowgirl, showing off that ass and we aren’t being made to look at the wig then! Reverse was good too as was the open shot for doggie which got us to the pop which flies to Syren’s tits, rubbed in by her. Now Brian has a really wet memory of Niagra Falls!
We head back to the library then and this motley group. Chad doesn’t believe this story at all so Samantha comes in again trying to be a badass. She even asks why the door was closed, lol, Andy Sand Dimas gives out an EEEK as her face is buried in the table- two great nods to the movie. Those nods continue then with the famous exchange between Bender and the Principal where he accumulates more dentention days. Chad tries to channel his inner Bender but I’m not quite buying it but I am a fan of the movie and I want to see Samantha fuck so I’m going with it! As Samantha exits the room and heads down the hallway the echoes of Bender yelling out are loud and clear, Fuck me!!This brings a smile to Samantha’s face– I like that she’s trying here to be the badass and it’s slowly winning me over. Back to the library we get more interaction with the group save for Andy who is doing a great job of playing the silent Ally Sheedy role.
There is a funny bit where we get chanting for Faye aka Claire Standish to show her tits which she does unlike Molly Ringwald who did no nudity in the movie! Even Andy sneaks a peek here even letting her hand go down between her thighs. However the facial expression tells us Andy didn’t want to enjoy that, lol. Levi Cash in the Emilio role wasn’t doing to badly. It moves next to Bender calling out for Faye to show us her bush, this leads to the famous confrontation between the guys- you know the one where he says two hits, me hitting you and you hitting the floor. Another nod to the movie then happens with the scene where they all fall asleep but first we get some fun times with Sonny fucking an eraser with his erasermate while behind we have Andy watching on, again with the hands going down between her thighs. Samantha of course wakes everyone up for lunch but all Bender has is alcohol– on a college campus Samantha bemoans, well that’s the last straw and she drags him outta there, I’m sensing another sex scene!
Samantha Ryan & Chad Alva:
So the two head to her office while behind everyone else gets their lunch out. It was funny to see the Anthony Michael Hall character actually have a lunchbox- a Who’s The Boss one, the next parody perhaps, lol. Andy brings out her assemblance of food and damn if they don’t go the same way with Cap’n Crunch and bread with Salt!!! Levi as the jock naturally brought a lot using an Igloo cooler to house it– a piece of tape on the outside of this cooler had Sporto written on it, again a nod to the movie. Alright back to the office where Samantha really gets in Bender’s face and it’s not long before he’s licking around her panties which go allowing full access. I bet eating pussy is better than smoking a doobie- could be just me! Samantha isn’t so pissed at Bender that she won’t suck his cock so we get some nice footage of Miss Ryan working the pole- again I bet this is better than reading files on your colleagues. Good shots on the desk where they work in both reverse and cowgirl. A strong finish in doggie where she’s bent over the desk yields the pop, a facial with cleanup– I guess this is what detention will be like for the next 8 weeks!
Back we go to the library where we get Bender rejoining them. Faye is unintentionally funny offering him some Edamame beans but Bender’s like I just ate some mommy, want to smell. A play on words which works. Next up is the famous field trip through the halls ending up at Bender’s locker- of course it’s for the stash! Ok we see Samantha leaving her office presumably to go and check on them but we don’t see that they saw her so the next shot then which shows them rushing back through the halls while a great nod to the movie seems a little odd since it wasn’t set up. There is some music here too which isn’t as close this time to what was heard in the movie version, though I liked the attempt because fans of the original movie will be playing that song in their heads so you give them something here. It ends with them trapped as Samantha’s between them and the library so Bender as in the movie offers to take the bullet for everyone.
Samantha finds him and lets everyone know they’ll be without him the rest of the day. Into the closet he goes but it’s a short time until Bender’s crawling through the ceilings back to his friends! Of course he falls through the ceiling making a huge rocus though Samantha calls it a hub bub! We get Bender between Faye’s legs and he’s actually eating her pussy because you see panties around her ankles when he pulls out. Bender then goes to ask for his doobage which in this case was a record that gets blasted over the airwaves or at least in the library and everyone starts dancing, you might laugh at the guys a bit but there is some sexy movement here too mostly from Andy and Faye. Even Samantha outside dances to the beat!! The discussion then turns to why everyone is there which gets us to the next sex scene. Seems Levi’s here for tapping some ass!
Brooke Van Buuren, Breanne Benson, & Tessa Taylor with Levi Cash:
It was after the game and Levi was the last in the lockerroom. The girls stop by to thank him for the effort even though they lost. The girls persist and Levi does come up with something! Kissing amongst the foursome and a little shared head too! The picture’s pretty clear here as the ladies have their way with Levi’s dick. Some g/g/g interplay too, face riding, boob kissing and Levi gets in a few licks too before laying pipe– better than wrestling in sweaty tights I bet! As I watched the scene didn’t see any anal so tapping some ass was basically a mistake, but fucking three girls in the pussy isn’t bad either! The love is spread among the three faces to close it. A funny postscript to this scene is Samantha walking up, catching them and saying that’s detention!!
So it’s back to the group who is now bonding as well as can be expected in such a short time. The discussion then turns to what you’d do for a million bucks, of course it gets sexual in tone quickly and wait until you hear what Andy San Dimas says. It causes Bender to even say that’s fucked up. Faye starts the game but then doesn’t want to play when the turn gets to her– who would she fuck. We aren’t strangers but detention buddies so spill it!Faye then blurts it out ok I’d do anyone because I’m a big slut- nice to learn these things. Faye then gets up and takes Andy away– for the big makeup session to make Andy look pretty! Bender heads back to the closet leaving Levi and Sonny alone, thankfully no male bonding!Unlike the movie we get Levi going over to watch and hello when Faye’s done meet gorgeous Andy wearing a black nightie. Faye heads off to a broom closet to fuck Bender, lol. But first we get Levi with Andy!
Andy San Dimas with Levi Cash:
So we’re left with Andy and Levi and suddenly the two are all romantic kissing and falling back onto the table. We get Andy’s tits out quickly for some loving, then it’s down to her pussy and with a wide open shot and I do mean wide open we watch Levi using fingers to tease her pussy but only after he’s got a couple quick licks in. Andy then gets on her knees and is all over Levi’s stiff dick. Her hair here is another great nod to the movie, just noticed that in between his cock going in and out! Andy’s great with some dirty talk too, don’t think Ally did that, lol. Cowgirl was really nice here, the clear pic showing off the ass and reverse with the ground shot wasn’t bad either. They end up fucking right next to that big art piece to finish off the scene. The pop ends up being fired to her ass, not my fave shot but Andy dips a couple fingers in for a taste.She does offer up some cleanup even saying Don’t You Forget About Me, lol!!
Faye Reagan with Chad Alva:
We don’t wait long for the next scene as we saw Faye leave earlier to go and find Bender and she does. The closet even has a paper sign on it telling Claire he’s in there. So Faye heads in and the two waste no time in the panties coming off and Bender going back between her thighs to eat that pussy. A few soft moans here give the indication Bender’s doing it right! Faye then gets to suck some cock and she leaves that pink shirt on a little longer and fans of the movie might not mind so much because it keeps reminding you of Molly plus the red wig too helps a lot. But I want to see Faye’s rack so I was happy when the shirt went along with her lace bra. Bender gets rid of the skirt and undies leaving her pale ass which is kissed. Sexwise cowgirl was good but hello reverse and bouncing titties! A little more cock sucking from Faye, standing doggie and it was time for the pop, mostly to her neck so the aim was off a bit, at least there was some brief cleanup.
So what did we learn from all of this, leave it to Sonny Hicks to put it in perspective for everyone. Another nod to the movie has Faye placing her pearl earring in Bender’s hand- a fair exchange for the pearl necklace he gave her just a few short minutes ago! Samantha then finds the one paper that Sonny left behind and like the movie we get one last voice over much like the movie. The one thing they learned which brings them and so many of us together is hello SEX!! Sincerely, the Fuckfest Club! The last nod to the movie along with the music is Bender thrusting his fist/ arm up in the air as we hear the Simple Minds type themed tune. Ok there is a separate disc for the extras, allow me to change over.
Extras & Final Thoughts:
Well fans I was curious about this one going in and for the most part I think they did pretty good here. The change of roles bringing in Samantha at first wasn’t quite what I hoped but she won me over by the end. Bender is a big role so not sure if Chad could ever measure up to Judd but he did in one important area, the sex anchoring two real good scenes first with Samantha then wrapping it all up with Faye Reagan. Sonny Hicks opened the movie with his Niagra Falls fuck and Levi’s first scene with the three cheerleaders wasn’t a nod to the movie much but had three hot girls so I went with it. Andy Sand Dimas might have been the closet all around to her movie counterpart with the look but she came off a more badass than Ally Sheedy did in the movie. There were plenty of nods to the mainstream movie and some I’m sure I missed. Now for extras you have both outtakes and a Behind the scenes so watch both. You get a party version which takes out the sex so if you’re curious to see just the acting take a look. There is also a bonus scene which features Andy looking her best in schoolgirl attire!!Definitely enjoy this added bonus. For fans of the movie this one is worth checking out. Plenty of nods to the movie from sets to costumes to the music and even some of the dialogue.
