I saw Sofia the Bum on the side of the road, and she looked lost, so I stopped, and asked if she needed a ride. Sofia, it turns out, had lost her phone, and didn’t know how to get home. She was new to town, so I offered her a ride, and we got to […]
I met Sue the Bum in the Mean Orange Machine today. Sue claimed to ready to take her exam, but her driving skills were lacking in the skill department. Sue kept making mistakes. She blew a stop sign, couldn’t figure out a roundabout, and even had trouble with the brakes. I told Sue I could […]
When Sue the Bum checks into the Fake Hostel, she starts to change, but quickly realizes that her room has a big problem: hidden cameras! Sue covers the camera, and the Landlord enters the room behind her to stop her. He tells her they’re for security, but Sue knows the truth, the Landlord is a […]
A brunette named Sue the Bum came into my office today dressed in a chic black jacket. We chatted about the weather, and Sue told me how she used do photoshoots with her friends for fun. She wanted to stick to “formal modeling” because she was shy, but when I told her another model who […]
