Ryan dropped off his hot young student Stella today for her first driving test, and then asked if I would go easy on her because she did him a favour! He wouldn’t tell me what she’d done, but since he’s one of my mates, I said I would help him out. Back in the car, […]
We had just finished our fifth lesson together, and a burning question for Alexis Crystal wouldn’t leave the tip of my tongue. My student had paid for 50 lessons in advance, and I just needed to know how a student at the university could afford such a sum! Alexis told me she had a sugar […]
As soon as Chloe Lamour got in the Mean Orange Machine, I knew it would be a challenge not to crash the car. Her huge tits were practically bursting out of her pink tanktop, so I knew I really had to concentrate on keeping my eyes on the road. I went through the basics of […]
It’s Christmas Time in the Mean Orange Machine and Fake Driving School Head Instructor Ryan Ryder is feeling festive before his lesson with Kiwi MILF Aubrey Black! After a lesson with Max, Aubrey is ready to meet the man rumored to be the best driving instructor in town. Aubrey looks smart in her Christmas jumper, […]
I got another last-minute call from Ryan to replace him for his lesson today with Aubrey Black. Aubrey was looking fit in gym clothes, but she was a madwoman behind the wheel! She mentioned taking a few lessons with her brother, but if this was how he taught students, he would never fit in here […]
Alexxa was already in the Mean Orange Machine when I got in the car to test her. Alexxa had been studying with Ryan so I was sure she was competent enough behind the wheel, and I was right. She did well on her test from parking to emergency stops. I was about to take her […]
My student Alexxa Vice is hot as fuck. Let’s just put that out there. I think she’s catching on that I will miss her when she’s gone. Maybe I was a little too hard on her for over-revving. I thought we had a good repport, and she would like to stay on for maybe three […]
My new student Cindy Shine’s parents told her that if she paid for driving lessons they would buy her a car, and that’s how she found herself in the Mean Orange Machine today. I showed her around the car, introduced to the pedals and gearstick, and then we changed positions in the seats. Cindy was […]
It was Adelle Unicorn’s first lesson today, and I picked her up in the Mean Orange Machine. Adelle was waiting with her mom, so I promised I would take very good care of her. The teen brunette got into the car, but she was clueless: she didn’t even put her seatbelt on! We went through […]
I was meant to give Emily Bright an exam today, but when she started the lesson by stalling the car, I knew there was little hope of her passing. Emily told me her parents had bought her a car, and she wanted to impress her boyfriend, so she absolutely had to pass her license. I […]
I had been training with Ryan to be an examiner for FDS, and I suppose we’ve been seeing each other on the side, but I couldn’t take my eyes of Luke Hardy today. His biceps were just so big! Luke was training to be an instructor, so Ryan took us on a dual lesson. I […]
I knew I shouldn’t have gone to the pub with my mates last night, I just knew it! By the time I got the Mean Orange Machine in gear, I was an hour and a half late and two lessons down. JT, my boss, was right angry with me, so I knew it was my […]
I was setting up my date for Saturday night when Cassidy Klein got in the Mean Orange Machine. I’m embarrassed to say I forgot about our last lesson, especially when she pointed out she had slapped me! I don’t know how I managed to forget those perky tits! Right away, Cassidy was frustrated: she drove […]
I brought Ryan Ryder another of my employees to teach today. It’s nice that Ryan tries very hard to teach my employees, but I had to explain to him that from now on, if the lesson went an hour, I would need half an hour to debrief my employees. Standard practice right? Tanya had a […]
So I was working on the car today when this fine bird named Princess Jas walks up, and her bright green dress totally gets my attention. Jas told me she had done a lesson with Ryan the day before, and totally failed to grip the lesson on manual shifting . I offered to show her […]
I was tinkering with the car wiring for Ryan, because he had been complaining about the power steering. Ryan was trying to hurry me along, because he had a lesson booked with the boss’ wife Amber Jayne. He went into the office to sort it out, but soon I felt a smack on my arse. […]
I was thrilled when I got the contract to train everyone at Marc Kaye’s company who needed driving lessons, but I was quite surprised when my first student was his wife, Amber Jayne! It wasn’t Amber’s first time in the Mean Orange Machine, but with her husband in the back, she didn’t want to go […]
I was working on the Mean Orange Machine when Louise Lee walked up asking about Ryan. I hadn’t heard from Ryan since the day before, and told her so. Louise said her and Ryan were supposed to go on a date, but it looked like he had stood her up! She was unhappy, but suggested […]
Fake Driving School Head Instructor Ryan Ryder has a new trainee in the Mean Orange Machine, enthusiastic potential Luke Hardy! Luke is so excited to be part of the LFDS team that he even makes himself his own trainee badge. When Ryan is called away to an “emergency” lesson with a student, he leaves Luke […]
Ryan was really upset after our lesson today, all because I had taken a year and a half off of lessons to travel. Sure, I forgot everything, but you’re only young once, and travel is important. Louise was the student after me, I guess, because when Ryan left the car, she got in. We got […]
The first sign Marc was not your typical FDS student came from how he was dressed: Ryan joked he was on his way to a wedding! The next clue, was Marc’s driving ability. His technique was just too streamlined for him to be a normal student. I questioned him about his skill level and he […]
New learner Longwood is nervous about taking his test after only four lessons, but Ryan Ryder assures him that he’s ready before introducing blonde examiner Georgie Lyall. It turns out that Ryan was rather overoptimistic, because while Longwood does quite well for someone who’s only had four driving lessons, he’s definitely not ready to pass […]
It had been sometime since I had seen Mr. Longwood, and due to our history, I was a little nervous to see him. It was the day of his driving test, but when he told me he had a girlfriend, that was all that I could think about. Longwood did well enough on his exam, […]
It was my first day on the job as the new Fake Driving School examiner, and I could not have been more excited! Ryan didn’t seemed thrilled, but I knew he’d eventually come around. My student was Sam Bourne, and he was nervous. Sam had already failed one test, and didn’t do any better the […]
Rebecca Jane Smyth was almost ready for her driving test, but during her final lesson, we just couldn’t get on the same page. She didn’t bring her highway safety manual, she wasn’t checking for hazards, and I have to admit it was frustrating. She even called her boyfriend mid-lesson, and he called me a dick! […]
A little Japanese ball of energy named Rae Lil Black was my student today, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone so excited to take a driving course. Rae had seen my videos online before coming to the UK with her father, who was here on business. Her father was very strict, so I […]
Madison Stuart only had one lesson to go and I had even booked an exam for her, but she ghosted me. I was surprised to see she was my student after hearing nothing from her for months. Maddy told me she had met a guy and went travelling, got into orgies in Hungary, and left […]
The head office rung me to tell me my pass rate had dropped from 99% to 96%, so I was in a bad mood when Luna Toxxxic got into the Mean Orange Machine. Luna already had a German license and only needed a refresher course, so I figured it would be smooth sailing. Not so, […]
I was a late for the lesson today, and surprised to see Candi Kayne as my student. We had already finished all her lessons, but she revealed she had failed her exam. Having gone to another driving school, she realized Fake Driving School was the best because her other teacher couldn’t provide the extras like […]
Rae Lil Black missed her last lesson, and she was late when I came to pick her up today, apparently because she’s been hanging around with guys from a band. I definitely wasn’t at all jealous, just concerned for her, especially since she’d forgotten how to tell the clutch from the gas! I decided to […]
FDS instructor Ryan Ryder thinks he’s picking up blonde Scottish lass Amber Deen for a refresher lesson. Their last session together went very well, so Ryan is confused by why she’s being so annoyed with him this time, until she reveals that she’s actually Amber’s twin sister, Carly! The real Amber told Carly all about […]
I had a new student today, a blonde Czech minx named Nicky Dream. Nicky had just moved to the UK, and because she had always lived with her boyfriend, wanted a license to have some freedom. We had a significant language barrier and she struggled to understand my explanation of the clutch, gears, handbrake, and […]
Alexxa Vice sent me a Santa hat and beard, and asked me to wear them to our lesson so we could go to a Christmas party as soon as we were done. I felt like a right tit wearing them, and was a little miffed when Alexxa showed up 53 minutes late dressed as a […]
I pride myself on my professionalism, and how I never let my personal life and professional intertwine, but I just could not concentrate sitting next to the Polish beauty Elizabeth Romanova. Elizabeth was blonde, and wearing a low cut shirt. I was so awestruck by her beauty that I forgot to tell her to put […]
I had a first-time student to teach today, a lovely young lady named Azura Alii. Azura was only taking lessons to get her mum off her back, she told me, and strictly preferred public transit. It’s a good thing she enjoyed other people driving, because she sure couldn’t! She couldn’t pull down the handbrake, stalled […]
Louise Lee had done a few driving lessons with another company, but after breaking up with her ex, decided to finish her schooling at Fake Driving School. Louise had progressed quite a bit over the past few lessons we shared, and I thought she was ready to take her test. Oddly, when we returned to […]
Look, I can’t lie and say I wasn’t attracted to Lindsey Cruz. A good looking blonde American student, she caught my eye, but I’m a professional with a job to do, so I obviously wasn’t hitting on her. Even though I was keeping it pro, it was still weird when Lindsey’s boyfriend Parker got into […]
I got a call at the garage today, and was surprised to hear Ryan Ryder’s voice on the other end. Ryan told me he had a lesson with Azura Alii, but the Mean Orange Machine wasn’t working. Since I’m a mechanic and Ryan is my driving instructor, I headed over to the Testing Center to […]
It pisses me off when people waste my time, so when Susy Blue showed up late, I was pretty annoyed. I had already had a cancellation earlier in the day, and what was worse, Susy told me she had fucked up her bloody booking. Susy had tried to book a lesson , but had accidentally […]
Marc Kaye had called us up to tell us he wanted to bring his employees for lessons, and the first woman he brought to learn was Tory Candi Jackson. I met them in our office, and waited a bit long for them to go to the toilet, but eventually, our lesson was underway. Tory did […]
