This annoying alt-woman got into the taxi today named Sharlotte Thorne. She didn’t want to open the door because it was “dirty,” and she complained how she hated public transport, and how her fancy car was in the shop. She was so snooty! She told me I knew her father, a famous politician. I didn’t […]
I was late to pick up this sexy Spanish babe Macarena Lewis, and the Barcelonian was not happy with me. We started driving, and she asked if I knew Spanish. I know a few words, but what I wanted to learn was how to say “tits.” To my surprised, Macarena showed me her boobs! When […]
This petite blonde got into the backseat today and told me “just drive.” I thought it was strange, but I’ve had more bizarre requests, so I went along with it. She asked me if I was married, and said she was wondering because I turned her on. I thought it was a prank, but when […]
This thick, curvy babe named Taylee Wood got into my taxi today. New to the area, Taylee was on her way to a job interview, and she was very nervous. The only thing that calmed her down was playing with her 20 year old pussy. I told her she could masturbate, it wasn’t a problem. […]
This lovely brunette Sereyna Gomez got into the taxi today on her way to Chodov to see a girlfriend. She was running late, and meant to be emotional support to a girlfriend with relationship issues. As we drove, she realized she had forgotten her wallet. I told her I could offer a discount if she […]
This pretty petite woman named Cindy Shine got into my taxi today and she had a coffee mug with her. It was chilly, so I understood why, but the taxi has a strict no food or drink policy. Cindy asked to pay double to keep her coffee, but it was a short ride, and wouldn’t […]
Asia Rae got into my taxi today, and told me it was the first day of her new job. She had not worked in over a year, and was very excited. Unfortunately, while we drove, the employer called her and told her she no longer had the job. She was upset, and needed money, so […]
Beautiful brunette Jessy Jey got into my taxi today and asked me if I was free. We started to drive and I made conversation. Jessy was on her way to catch a train. She was going on vacation with friends, because life was stressing her too much. Well, things took a turn for the stressful. […]
This man asked me to transport a bag to the airport today. I am not a delivery man, but I could use the cash, so I agreed to take the bag for a bonus. We loaded the bag into the taxi, and my goodness, it was heavy. As I drove along, the bag started to […]
I picked up this hot eighteen year old girl named Jenny Love, a college student who was on her way to do a photoshoot. She had met this guy off social media, so I told her I’d wait for her, just in case. Almost immediately, she was back in the taxi. This pervert had asked […]
I picked up Alyssa Bounty, who was on her way to a friend’s wedding. She was in a bit of a rush, so she asked if I minded if she used the taxi to change. Of course I didn’t mind, I was delighted to see her take her clothes off. She had great boobs, and […]
I had finished my shift for the day, and thought I’d have a cheeky wank in the backseat of the Fake Taxi, when Tiffany Rousso opened the door. I told her I was off work, but it was raining, so I let her take shelter next to me. Tiffany was a blonde MILF who was […]
When I pulled around the corner and saw Shannon Blue hailing the cab, I just could not believe the size of her tits! Double K. I’d never even heard of a Double K, but I got to see them up close when she got into the backseat. I had to ask her if she would […]
I was having a pretty bad day, but green-haired slut Phoenix Medina showed up and cheered me up quickly! I had just been forced to replace the suspension, and was out 700 quid, but Phoenix knew just how to cheer an old pervert like me up: she spread her legs and showed me her bald […]
One gorgeous Mexican minx got into the Fake Taxi today. She only had euro on her, which I could not accept, so she asked me if sucking my cock might be better payment. Blowjobs are certainly a currency I will accept, and anyone who knows me knows how much I love Latinas! I found us […]
My pops called me up and asked me to give Marica Chanelle a ride in the Fake Taxi. John had a some kind of dirty deal with her, so he needed me to fill in by filling her in! Marica wanted to go to London, so I got into the backseat to let her pay […]
Marica Chanelle got into the taxi today with her boyfriend, an American bloke. They were doing the tourist thing, but I could tell pretty quick he was angry with her. He complained about how long she took to get ready, and even about her cooking, but what was most shocking was when he demanded I […]
Blonde babe Kate Truu got into the cab today, saying she was headed for the London Eye. Kate told me she was a tourist, so I asked her if she had any pound notes, but euros were all she was carrying. I told her the only currencies I could accept were pounds or pussy. “That […]
After having a woman offer euros instead of pounds earlier this week, of course Karma Synn asked to pay with Canadian dollars. Obviously I couldn’t accept Canadian dollars, so I re-iterated my policy to Karma: pussy or pounds, no exceptions! Karma liked the idea of paying with pussy, and spread her legs for me. I […]
Emma Louise called me out of the blue and told me to come quick because there was an emergency. I jumped five red lights to get there, but it turns out the “emergency” was that she wanted me to fuck her tight little asshole! I agreed, it was an emergency, especially when she showed me […]
I love me a mature woman, and Angel Cruz was one beautiful specimen of a MILF. Blonde, well dressed, and elegant, Angel was headed to do some shopping. I complimented her dress, and guessed she might be wearing stockings underneath. To my surprise, Angel spread her legs, and I couldn’t help taking a look. All […]
This gorgeous Spanish brunette got into my taxi named Rubi Rico. Rubi told me she was a waitress, and had only been in Prague for three weeks. She found it very cold, and was rubbing her body to warm up, and before I knew it, she took her tits out to warm them up too! […]
I saw leggy blonde Elena Vedem standing on the side of the road, so I pulled up and asked if she wanted a taxi. Elena hopped into the car and we started to drive, but soon she told me she could not find her money, a tale as old as time! I drove us to […]
This lovely Chinese woman got into the taxi today named Yiming Curiosity. Yiming was visiting London from China, and asked me to take her to Buckingham Palace to do some sight seeing. I caught her eating in the backseat, and did not want a mess, so I asked her to put her food away. I […]
This beautiful, skinny brunette got into my Taxi today. Her name was Mia Trejsi, and she was wearing this tight pink dress. I was embarrassed to find out that Mia knew who I was. She recognized me from stories her girlfriends had told her about how they earned discounts in my Taxi before. She wanted […]
It was raining pretty hard when Lady Bug, “buggy” got into the Fake Taxi. She didn’t have an umbrella and was looking for shelter, so she asked me to drive her to the city center. My window was busted, and she was right cheeky about it, but when it came time to pay, the tables […]
This lovely, skinny French babe named Megane Lopez got into the Fake Taxi this afternoon. Megane was visiting London for the first time, and had no real plan, just to do tourist things. It was very hot in the car, and the AC was still broken, so the little exhibitionist stripped out of her dress […]
Alice Judge got into the Fake Taxi today complaining about the cold. I like to tell ladies the car’s heater is broken, makes them want to snuggle up and get warm, and Alice was no different. She was covered in pretty tattoos, so I complimented her, being a fan of nice ink myself. Alice invited […]
This lovely inked beauty got into the taxi today. Esluna was headed to the tattoo shop to get another piece done. She had many tattoos, so I asked her which one was her favorite. To my surprise it was a stomach piece, and she took down the top of her dress to show me. I […]
It was a busy day, but I’ll always stop to pick up a pretty lady in a red dress. Star Del Ray was headed to the pub. She had just finished a job interview, and she felt pretty confident she would get the position. Why was she so confident? Apparently she had sucked the bloke’s […]
This stewardess got into the taxi today, wearing the uniform with the blouse, the rollie-bag, all of it! Her name was Mina Moreno, and she was a little shy when it came to my jokes. She had a boyfriend, and I told her he was a lucky man! When I offered her a free ride […]
I was taking a cheeky break when this thick hottie Sabien Demonia got into the Fake Taxi. Sabien lived by the old church, but with her tattoos, she didn’t look like an angel. The AC didn’t work and it got hot in the taxi, and before I knew it, Sabien was slipping off her knickers […]
I picked up this teen brunette named Chloe Bailey who was on vacation and headed to the city center. We started talking, and I found out she was a wild: she had lost her virginity to her step-brother! I asked how much money she had, because the fare of my taxi is expensive. She did […]
This gorgeous redhead got into the Fake Taxi today wearing a bright yellow summer dress. She was on her way to go shopping, and told me her name was Kiara Lord, and she was from Hungary. She told me she was boiling in the taxi, but both the AC and the windows were broken. Kiara […]
It was a quiet day filled with boring passengers, so imagine my joy when busty German Jolee Love got into my Taxi. Jolee was here for holiday by herself, and said she needed to get away from her house a little bit. She worked from home as a cam girl, and explained she showed off […]
I saw a very nice looking hitchhiker on the side of the road. Barbie Esm was holding a sign for Amsterdam, and asked if I could drive her there. I informed her this would be an expensive ride, but Barbie had other plans. She offered to let me touch her big boobs, and took them […]
This hot blonde Russian got into the taxi today, and boy-howdy, she looked like a masterpiece! I say masterpiece because she was headed to the national museum, a fair activity for a dreary day here in London. I hit on her right away, and asked her if she liked the sausage her in England. I […]
I picked up skinny tattooed girl Tabitha Poison. The car was making sounds, and she kept giving me attitude because of it. I was getting very mad, especially when she started banging her feet immaturely. I threatened to end the ride, and this scared her, so she offered to show me her breasts to make […]
I picked up petite Hungarian brunette Nikki Fox, and let me tell you, she was fine as hell! I introduced myself as Big D, and was hoping I’d get to show her why I got that nickname. Nikki was too hot in the taxi, and asked if she could take her top off. I wasn’t […]
I was driving the Fake Taxi and minding my own business saw tattooed babe Megan Inky running down the street… with her tits out! I picked her up, and Megan told me that she fucking her lover when his girlfriend caught them, so she had to bail. She was all mad she didn’t even get […]
Lenna Ross got into my taxi seeming dismayed by life. I asked her what was wrong, and she told me she had just finished visiting her boyfriend/baby daddy in prison. As a single mother, she was struggling, and I figured she could use some extra cash. I told Lenna I would give her a discount […]
I saw Josephine Jackson’s big, natural boobs bouncing from a kilometer away! I pulled over and asked her if she might want a ride, and she hopped in the cab. Josephine had the day off, so she was going for a walk to the center. I told her in the taxi I had a rule, […]
I saw Sofia the Bum on the side of the road, and she looked lost, so I stopped, and asked if she needed a ride. Sofia, it turns out, had lost her phone, and didn’t know how to get home. She was new to town, so I offered her a ride, and we got to […]
I picked up Beth Inked Princess on the side of the road, and she was headed to the tattoo shop to get another piece done. She thought she recognized me, so I asked, where from? Beth told me about a friend of hers who had ridden in the taxi, and fucked the driver in exchange […]
I picked up this blonde bird named Blue Angel who was heading to the centre of town. While the car warmed up, I asked where she was from. Blue was from Hungary, and being a Londoner myself, I figured two strangers in a strange land might want to get more acquainted. She had a boyfriend, […]
It was a rainy day when I saw Keira Flow flagging down the camera from the side of the street. She got into the car and asked me to drive her to Znojmo, a city three hours away! Keira’s train had been cancelled, and she told me I was her only way home. The ride […]
I picked up an Ebony African queen named Zaawaadi today. She was here for a month, and was only on her second day. She wanted to do some sight seeing, learn the area, and I asked her how much money she had. Zaawaadi wanted the ride for free, so I asked if she would give […]
A skinny redhead named Ariela Donovan got into the Taxi today, and asked me to take her out of Prague. It was an expensive ride, and the car’s air conditioning had just broken, but off we went all the same. I kept looking for a gas station but couldn’t find one, as Ariela told me […]
A big tits blonde named Florane Russel got into the Fake Taxi today and asked me to drive her to the nearest hospital. Something was wrong with her eyes, they were all red. The MILF told me she liked to swallow, but her husband had missed her mouth and came in her eyes! She kept […]
I was driving around with my Barbara, my sex doll girlfriend, when Natasha Ink got into the car. I tried to tell her a German tourist left the doll, but no, she called me out as a liar. It’s my personal business anyway, who cares? Natasha persued the line of questioning, asking me if I […]
A beautiful redhead in a red dress got into the Taxi and asked for a ride to Ditrichova street. I started driving, and in the rearview mirror, caught sight that she was taking selfies. I tried to engage her in conversation, but it was as if she could not hear me! Incredulously, I gawked as […]
I saw a scout on the side of the road, so I picked her up. It was raining heavily, and Venera Maxima was trying to sell cookies. She needed money, because her boss was making her walk the streets to sell more cakes! She asked me to buy some, but I do not like sweets. […]
I picked up this busty blonde Emily Bright in the Fake Taxi. Emily was dressed very proper, and told me she had just finished a job interview. Even better, she got the job! She was on her way downtown to celebrate with friends. The ride ended… and she realized she had left her purse at […]
The lovely Elisa Tiger got into the Fake Taxi today, and she wanted a ride to Liben. The SatNav told me the ride would be about 15 to 20 minutes, but Elisa insisted she new a faster way. Company policy states that I must follow the SatNav, but Elisa offers to show me her big […]
This gorgeous girl with green hair got into the Fake Taxi today, asking to be lifted to the University. Before I could take off, the same girl got in, but this time she had pink hair. I did a double-take, but I was still sane: they were identical twins. The ladies were on their way […]
A storm was raging when I picked up Klaudia Diamond in the Fake Taxi. Klaudia was headed to the hospital to find out if she was pregnant. She wanted to be a mother, but her boyfriend was against the idea. I picked her up after her appointment, and she did not receive the answer she […]
An American blonde by the name of Red August got into the Fake Taxi today. Red was in England on vacation and doing some sight seeing, and asked me to take her to see some historic sights. As we drove along, the bird asked me if I took American dollars. I thought she might be […]
Sybil Kailena got into the Fake Taxi today wearing a cute short denim dress. She told me she was headed to the main square for some shopping with friends. Apparently, she didn’t understand how physics worked, because she wanted me to make the 40 minute trip in 20 minutes. She told me she would show […]
I picked up Louise Lee, and she was dressed very festive wasn’t she? Looking like a proper Missus Claus she was. Louise was headed to a work party, and was disappointed none of her co-workers were the type to duck into a closet and play with her tits. I told her if it was cock […]
I was a little surprised when I got the call from Louise Lee to meet up. I hadn’t heard from Louise in a while, and she told me it was because she was dating some new bloke, a driving instructor. Louise continued by telling me she really liked him, but was nervous, because he wanted […]
I was on break when tall, busty Asian opened the door. Normally I’d tell her to suck it, but she was too sexy to turn away. Alina was headed to the town center, and barely five minutes into our voyage, I saw her take off her shirt! Alina said she was meeting a man and […]
When I saw it was Angel Emily who had called the Fake Taxi, my heart sank. We had broke up not to long ago, and I knew she was here to torture me. Angel told me she had a new boyfriend, which a huge cock, and he fucked her like I never could. She wanted […]
