In order to boost sales at the Fake Pub, John hires Shi Official to work the bar, using the logic that tits attract punters, and punters mean more money! While this is good for John’s debt to Antonio, it’s bad for Luke, who is convinced by Brad and Janet that once John starts fucking Shi’s […]
Elena Vega and Kittina Clairette check into the the Fake Hostel for a night, and after a hot shower, retire to their rooms. As Elena sits on the floor, the Landlord sneaks in behind her and hides a vibrator in her panties, but when he hears Kittina coming, he rolls under the bed. Pulling the […]
It was a hot day and I was sitting in the Fake Taxi when Carlo Minaldi opened the door. Carlo wanted to go to the baths near the woods because he was on vacation and wanted to swim and to party. While I drove him to his destination, he complimented me a lot, so much […]
If you recall, I had picked up these two sluts April and Sarah, and they drained my fucking balls. I was ready to call it a day and drop them off at the pub, but April stopped me and demanded a good dicking. Bloody hell, I had just cum, but I’m a generous man, aren’t […]
You couldn’t miss Kittina Clairette walking down the street because she was wearing a bright neon yellow dress. I stopped her, complimenting her dress, and asked if she knew what else was bright…a star! I told Kittina I could make her a star in the new reality series I was casting for, and all I […]
I was in between shifts and horny, so I took out my vibrator (I always keep my magic wand close), and started to masturbate my clit and pussy. I was really getting horny when I looked up and saw Samuel Taur looking through the window spying on me! He stammered out an apology, explaining he […]
It had been a while since I had fucked April Paisly, and she was done up so smart I barely recognized her. April had brought a friend along, Sarah Slave, and had a bag with her. I can always recognize those bags, and the slut pulled out a double headed dildo. Before I could get […]
John and Luke, bartenders at the Cockwell Inn, have a big problem: they owe Antonio Black five grand, but can’t pay up. When Antonio comes to collect, Luke learns the hard way why they shouldn’t mess with him. As Antonio enjoys a lemonade (he’s driving), Brad (Marc Kaye) and Janet (Karlie Simon), neighbourhood kinksters, come […]
Alexis Crystal and Kittina Clairette, along with their boss Lutro Steel, have a mission: go undercover to inspect the Fake Hostel! Posing as guests, the threesome knocks on the door of the hostel, but nobody answers their summons. Lutro and co. let themselves into the Hostel, and are shocked to discover it’s a mess! Clothing […]
I saw Lola Black walking along the side of the road and she looked very nice, so I asked her to stop to chat. I told Lola I was casting for a project that included living in a house under 24 hour camera surveillance, and the winner would get a prize. Lola told me she […]
I could see Lana Harding’s camel toe from down the road, couldn’t I? The little slut had her racket with her, and was heading to bash some shuttlecocks around. She got to talking about her instructor, and I noticed a wet patch forming in her shorts! She clearly fancied him, but when he called her […]
I saw Mia Linz jogging, and I just had to stop her. She was a thick Brazilian babe with blonde hair, huge tits, and an ass that did her country proud. I told Mia I worked for a modeling agency back in the State, and we were looking for models for our new line of […]
It was Adelle Unicorn’s first lesson today, and I picked her up in the Mean Orange Machine. Adelle was waiting with her mom, so I promised I would take very good care of her. The teen brunette got into the car, but she was clueless: she didn’t even put her seatbelt on! We went through […]
Sweet Shi Official got into the Fake Taxi today, and asked me to drive her around a little while she decided where to go. She was a skinny brunette, adorable really, but she looked distraught. She took out shaving cream and a razor from her bag, and told me how she had been with her […]
Daisy Lee and Lilit Sweet take a wrong turn on their way to the Sexual Health Clinic, so they stop at the Fake Hostel to ask for directions. The Landlord opens the door in dirty clothes, but when the ladies inquire about the clinic, he distracts them long enough to change into his doctor’s costume! […]
I saw stacked blonde babe Marilyn Crystal waiting for a train by herself, so I decided to strike up a conversation. Marilyn was going to Brno, which was a long journey, so she was interested in the distraction. Because she had a nice figure, I asked her if she went to the gym, and she […]
When Alexxa Vice and Pixie Peach told me I had to get in the taxi on a day off, I assumed there was an emergency. Turns out the only emergency was how horny these fucking filthy sluts were! Remember a while back, I shagged that little ginger thing’s armpits? It turns out Pixie was her […]
“Wow, I’m lucky today,” I thought to myself when I saw Helena Moeller’s blonde-haired big-boobed beauty. Helena was a secretary for a big company, but her life lacked excitement and funding, so she wanted to try out porn. Helena told me she liked travelling and meeting people, and said she wanted to be sexy and […]
Lady Dee can’t wait for a hot shower in the Fake Hostel, but as she makes her way to the bathroom, Emily Bright beats her in. Heading to the other showers, Lady once again arrives a few seconds too late and sees Sofia Lee head in to enjoy the warm water. Evening comes, and Lady […]
I saw pretty brunette Jenifer Jane nose-deep in a book on the street, so I approached her and asked what she was reading. Jenifer told me she was a student at the local university studying sociology, and that she was waiting for her boyfriend, but he was running late. Jenifer had a very nice body, […]
I was casually backing up the Fake Taxi today and not really paying attention when I accidentally hit Vince Karter! Vince looked okay, but complained of a headache and dizziness, so I invited him to sit in the taxi to rest a little. As I took care of him, I accidentally touched his dick, and […]
Fuck me sideways, I picked up Tara Spades while she was wearing her wedding dress! “You need to rescue me,” said Tara, who told me she had sneaked out of her hotel without telling anyone. It wasn’t that she didn’t love her husband, but she had never been with any other man, so her best […]
Space Taxi driver Kira flies into the Orcadian war zone in search of adventure and picks up a shady character (Mr. Longwood). When an Orcadian war vessel fires upon the Space Taxi, the man springs into action and reveals that he’s secretly an Alliance Starship Captain! Using cunning and skill, the Captain manages to evade […]
Mature British Ellen got into the cab today and looking quite glammed up, I must say! Ellen told me she was on her way to the dentist, which was surprising, because who gets dolled up for the dentist? Really? But Ellen told me she fancied the lad, and he had apparently given her a right […]
I saw Lilit Sweet walking around and I found her very pretty, so I asked her if she would mind chatting for a bit. We got to talking, and I found out Lilit was in Prague on vacation. She was gorgeous, so I asked her if she had ever done any modeling, to which she […]
I was meant to give Emily Bright an exam today, but when she started the lesson by stalling the car, I knew there was little hope of her passing. Emily told me her parents had bought her a car, and she wanted to impress her boyfriend, so she absolutely had to pass her license. I […]
I saw a busty brunette flagging down the taxi, and wouldn’t you know, it was that massive slut Christina May. Christina told me she was hoping it was me and that we could have some fun, maybe get into trouble. She wasn’t wearing any knickers, so she spread her legs and started to play with […]
After being fired from the relaxation center due to her penchant for giving customers blowjobs, Izzie takes a job as a mechanic in the Fake Neighbourhood. Princess Jas and her step-son Sam show up to the garage with a car that won’t work, so Izzie takes Sam to inspect it with her. While Jas goes […]
The Landlady opens the door to the Fake Hostel to find Blanche Bradburry wearing the exact same white robe and towel. After a brief exchange in which they both admit their horniness, the ladies wander the Fake Hostel in search of man meat. The two blondes come across Carlos Minaldi in his room, and quickly […]
I had Anna Polina on my couch today, a busty brunette from Paris, France. Anna was visiting Prague looking for modelling work: a former model herself, Anna was having trouble finding paying jobs. In the interview, I was really interested in her fantasy, which was to fuck an amazing MILF of 40-45 years old. I […]
Barbie Sins is the only girl I know that would walk down the road with a spreader bar and a fucking double ended dildo. I saw another driver almost ride up on the kerb looking at her, but she flagged me down. Barbie was on her way to see a numpty who liked to be […]
I saw Barbie Esm walking by the station and her big fake boobs looked very nice, so I walked up and introduced myself. Barbie was a little suspicious about the camera, but I explained that I worked for a modeling agency, and that I was scouting for new models. When I pulled out a wad […]
A beautifully thick brunette with natural big boobs named Sofia got into the Fake Taxi today. Sofia was on her way to an exam and she was nervous, so I suggested my favorite remedy for anxiety: masturbation! It took some coaxing, but Sofia ended up getting her big tits out and taking off her panties. […]
I had promised to drive Lina Luxa back to the airport when she was heading home, and the day had arrived. As I was driving her along, her mouth opened, and the most beautiful sentence I have ever heard came out: “Will you fuck me one more time?” Hell yes I wanted to do that, […]
Candi (Honour May) has taken a job at a seedy strip club, and when she refuses to allow herself to be bullied into giving blowjobs, she takes matters into her own hands. The club’s crooked owners and other strippers might’ve thought she was a push-over, but Candi’s about to blow them all away…with a shotgun! […]
Erik Everhard and Ian Scott break into the Fake Hostel to rob the place, but in their shady shufflings they come across a prone Lilit Sweet. Horny as hell, Lilit pretends to “shift” but really, sticks her big ass and tight pussy out to seduce the robbers. To her dismay, the robbers do not stuff […]
Max and I saw this lovely blonde woman, Louise Lee, walking down a tunnel. We stopped her and asked what she was doing in Prague. The British babe was studying at the business university, which was music to my ears. Students always need money, so I offered her 100 euro to show us her big […]
I picked up this bird on the side of the road dressed in a leather short skirt who introduced herself as Ava Austen. Ava said she had been expecting John, because she wanted to let him fuck her in the ass! John was off that day, so I offered to fill in. Ava wouldn’t let […]
I saw Sandra Soul waiting for the bus and she was petite and looked nice, so I introduced myself to her. Sandra was from Teplice, and on her way to see a girlfriend. I asked her if she liked money, and her eyes lit up as a wide smile drew itself across her face. I […]
I had been training with Ryan to be an examiner for FDS, and I suppose we’ve been seeing each other on the side, but I couldn’t take my eyes of Luke Hardy today. His biceps were just so big! Luke was training to be an instructor, so Ryan took us on a dual lesson. I […]
I could see Christina May’s big tits from all the way down the road. The busty brunette was headed to do some work at the coffee shop near the train station, but as we drove, she got a call from her boss who apparently said her shift was cancelled. No shift meant they weren’t paying […]
Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn’t even hesitate–then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well, […]
I knew I shouldn’t have gone to the pub with my mates last night, I just knew it! By the time I got the Mean Orange Machine in gear, I was an hour and a half late and two lessons down. JT, my boss, was right angry with me, so I knew it was my […]
Every night around midnight, Sam creeps out of his house in the Fake Neighbourhood to peep into the neighbours’ windows. One night perving around the neighbourhood, Sam catches Azura Alii robbing a nearby house. Fancying himself a vigilante, Sam follows Azura home, and when he sees her strip and take out her vibrator, Sam starts […]
I was setting up my date for Saturday night when Cassidy Klein got in the Mean Orange Machine. I’m embarrassed to say I forgot about our last lesson, especially when she pointed out she had slapped me! I don’t know how I managed to forget those perky tits! Right away, Cassidy was frustrated: she drove […]
When Miguel Zayas sees Cherry Kiss and Pablo Ferrari looking for a hostel, he quickly invites them back to his place under the guise of being a hostel owner. Pablo is hesitant, but Cherry jumps at the chance of spending the night in a big house with a pool. Throughout the day, the horny blonde […]
Alyssa Reece knocked on my office door, and I could tell from her smile that she was happy to be casting. Alyssa was a Canadian brunette from Vancouver, and told me she had been in Prague for five weeks as a tourist. She was bisexual in her real life, so she thought trying porn could […]
The last time I had seen Tanya Virago she had promised to one day let me fuck her arse, but I never thought she’d actually go through with it! Tanya knocked on the car window, and my eyes lit up at the sight of her big tits. She had come just to see me, and […]
I was walking with my friend Martin when we saw a beautiful blonde Ukrainian woman named Helena Moeller. Helena was in Prague as a tourist, and was waiting for the bus to go to the center. Martin told Helena we worked with an advertisement agency to make swimsuit ads, and if she would like some […]
Before Cage even got in to the taxi, I could see him checking out my tits. Cage was headed to see some friends on Picna street, and he smelled really good! He looked very nice, and couldn’t keep his eyes off my boobs, so I took out a bottle of oil and covered my tits. […]
Lola Marie got into my cab today, an Ebony stunner with an amazing pair of tits! Lola was on her way home from a hen party where she had just played with some strippers. She had a gift bag with her and started rifling through it. Lola figured it would be candy penises, but inside […]
Sienna Day has been staying at the Fake Hostel for a few days now, and is bored in her room. She tries to find a way to occupy herself, but nothing does the trick, so she steps out into the hallway to go explore. Finding Nick reading in his bed in another room, Sienna seizes […]
It was a bloody hot day to be driving my cab, but a job’s a job. I won’t lie, I was a little excited to see a hot blonde like Sienna Day flag down the taxi. I always love seeing big tits in my backseat! Sienna got in complaining about the heat, and how her […]
Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn’t recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over […]
I was walking down the street when I saw Sienna waiting for the bus. She was so sexy I couldn’t help but stare. I guess I was obvious about it, because she caught me pretty quickly. I wasn’t trying to be creepy, I explained, I was looking for models for a reality show. When I […]
After a particularly hectic job, the crew over at Tossers Independent Removal is left with a bunch of furniture in the back of the truck. Though the pieces are too trash to sell online, John has the genius idea to rent out the back of the truck as a bed and breakfast. Their first visit […]
It’s a sunny summer day and Ginebra Bellucci and Stacy Cruz are so hot they might melt! On their way to the Fake Hostel, the ladies come across the dwelling of Latin stud Juan Lucho. Banging on the door, the ladies run away when they see a water tap to drink from, and then they […]
I saw Anna Polina waiting for the bus, and she didn’t speak Czech but she understood enough english to have a conversation. I told Anna I had a special project I was auditioning people for, and my partner Max and I were offering girls money if they were not shy. Anna certainly was not shy, […]
“I’m going to the uni, obviously John,” said Daisy Delicious when she got into the Fake Taxi. She was expecting John, but I’m Marc! Daisy told me John had been giving her a student discount, which didn’t sound like the John I knew, but Daisy explained the “discount” was in exchange for letting him fuck […]
I saw busty 20 year old Amilia Onyx waiting for the bus, so I asked if she would like to chat. Amilia was from Los Angeles, and staying here in Prague to see friends. She was on her way to meet her friends, but I could tell she liked money, so I offered her some […]
I brought Ryan Ryder another of my employees to teach today. It’s nice that Ryan tries very hard to teach my employees, but I had to explain to him that from now on, if the lesson went an hour, I would need half an hour to debrief my employees. Standard practice right? Tanya had a […]
This blonde bird flagged me down, but kept me waiting while she argued on the phone. When she finally got into the taxi, I saw it was my old fling Amber Deen! Amber was all shy, and told me she was engaged now. Her big argument was that her fiancee didn’t want to wear a […]
Laura (Ava Austen) is the Space Taxi’s new business manager, and her first assignment is to audit driver Azura’s talents. Laura comes in with a heavy-handed attitude, enforcing a uniform policy, and demanding Azura turn down the taxi’s atomic core. Unfortunately, this is a mistake, and the core gives out, leaving them stranded light years […]
Vince Karter is sunbathing outside the Fake Hostel when thick brunette Valentina Ricci comes out to stretch wearing booty shorts. Valentina asks Vince for a cigarette, but since he doesn’t smoke, he offers to walk her to the shop nearby. Valentina rejects the offer and tells Vince she has a boyfriend, so Vince moves on. […]
