A little Japanese ball of energy named Rae Lil Black was my student today, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone so excited to take a driving course. Rae had seen my videos online before coming to the UK with her father, who was here on business. Her father was very strict, so I […]
Madison Stuart only had one lesson to go and I had even booked an exam for her, but she ghosted me. I was surprised to see she was my student after hearing nothing from her for months. Maddy told me she had met a guy and went travelling, got into orgies in Hungary, and left […]
The head office rung me to tell me my pass rate had dropped from 99% to 96%, so I was in a bad mood when Luna Toxxxic got into the Mean Orange Machine. Luna already had a German license and only needed a refresher course, so I figured it would be smooth sailing. Not so, […]
I was a late for the lesson today, and surprised to see Candi Kayne as my student. We had already finished all her lessons, but she revealed she had failed her exam. Having gone to another driving school, she realized Fake Driving School was the best because her other teacher couldn’t provide the extras like […]
Rae Lil Black missed her last lesson, and she was late when I came to pick her up today, apparently because she’s been hanging around with guys from a band. I definitely wasn’t at all jealous, just concerned for her, especially since she’d forgotten how to tell the clutch from the gas! I decided to […]
FDS instructor Ryan Ryder thinks he’s picking up blonde Scottish lass Amber Deen for a refresher lesson. Their last session together went very well, so Ryan is confused by why she’s being so annoyed with him this time, until she reveals that she’s actually Amber’s twin sister, Carly! The real Amber told Carly all about […]
I had a new student today, a blonde Czech minx named Nicky Dream. Nicky had just moved to the UK, and because she had always lived with her boyfriend, wanted a license to have some freedom. We had a significant language barrier and she struggled to understand my explanation of the clutch, gears, handbrake, and […]
Alexxa Vice sent me a Santa hat and beard, and asked me to wear them to our lesson so we could go to a Christmas party as soon as we were done. I felt like a right tit wearing them, and was a little miffed when Alexxa showed up 53 minutes late dressed as a […]
I pride myself on my professionalism, and how I never let my personal life and professional intertwine, but I just could not concentrate sitting next to the Polish beauty Elizabeth Romanova. Elizabeth was blonde, and wearing a low cut shirt. I was so awestruck by her beauty that I forgot to tell her to put […]
I had a first-time student to teach today, a lovely young lady named Azura Alii. Azura was only taking lessons to get her mum off her back, she told me, and strictly preferred public transit. It’s a good thing she enjoyed other people driving, because she sure couldn’t! She couldn’t pull down the handbrake, stalled […]
Louise Lee had done a few driving lessons with another company, but after breaking up with her ex, decided to finish her schooling at Fake Driving School. Louise had progressed quite a bit over the past few lessons we shared, and I thought she was ready to take her test. Oddly, when we returned to […]
Look, I can’t lie and say I wasn’t attracted to Lindsey Cruz. A good looking blonde American student, she caught my eye, but I’m a professional with a job to do, so I obviously wasn’t hitting on her. Even though I was keeping it pro, it was still weird when Lindsey’s boyfriend Parker got into […]
I got a call at the garage today, and was surprised to hear Ryan Ryder’s voice on the other end. Ryan told me he had a lesson with Azura Alii, but the Mean Orange Machine wasn’t working. Since I’m a mechanic and Ryan is my driving instructor, I headed over to the Testing Center to […]
It pisses me off when people waste my time, so when Susy Blue showed up late, I was pretty annoyed. I had already had a cancellation earlier in the day, and what was worse, Susy told me she had fucked up her bloody booking. Susy had tried to book a lesson , but had accidentally […]
Marc Kaye had called us up to tell us he wanted to bring his employees for lessons, and the first woman he brought to learn was Tory Candi Jackson. I met them in our office, and waited a bit long for them to go to the toilet, but eventually, our lesson was underway. Tory did […]
The holiday season is approaching, and the Landlord is trimming the trees at the Fake Hostel, but when he’s got his arms full of shiny holiday balls, a vision appears to him… the spirit of his brother George! George tells the Landlord that he needs to stop fucking the backpackers, but the Landlord ignores the […]
After the first sexy spirit drains the Fake Hostel Landlord of his cum, he wakes up in a strange room under the gaze of a tall, dark, scythe-wielding apparition that shows him his past misdeeds and beckons him onward. The Landlord isn’t in the afterlife, but at a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting! Rather than think […]
The Landlady (Kathy Anderson) is playing with herself at the front desk of the Fake Hostel when El Gran Erick and Geri Del Bello arrive. The Landlady informs the prospective guests that she is not interested in money, but wants to see their cocks as payment! The lads strip down, and Kathy reveals a squirting […]
Emylia Argan walks into her room in the Fake Hostel and sees Daphne Angel, shirt open, resting on the bed. Emylia snaps some selfies with the Angel’s perky tits, then Daphne grabs and kisses her. Things starts to heat up as they get horny, but they are interrupted by the arrival of Stacy Cruz. Awkward […]
Nick Ross checks into the Fake Hostel looking for some action just as sexy flight attendants, Caroline Mann and Lindsey Cruz, get off their plane. As Caroline and Lindsey flash their tits for a ride at the airport, Nick resigns himself to jerking off. When the ladies find Nick stroking his dick in bed, they […]
It’s a dark and steamy night in the Fake Hostel when Tomas Salek is woken up by the whispers of a ball-draining monster named Heidi Van Horny! Getting up from his bed, Tomas sees a masked Heidi in the doorway wearing a negligee that leaves little to the imagination. Pushing Tomas back on the bed, […]
I saw Adele Unicorn waiting for a friend, and at first she didn’t want to chat, but she was also lonely. Her friend was stuck in a traffic jam, so we got to talking. Talking led to flirting, and I thought I would ask her if she wished to have some fun. When I asked […]
I saw Alma Del Rey’s curly hair blowing in the wind by the train station, and it attracted me right away. Alma was in Prague on vacation, and was just riding trains to different cities to visit. Since she was travelling alone, I asked Alma if she wanted to earn some money. I offered Alma […]
I saw a lovely brunette woman named Caroline Mann crying on a bench, so I walked over to comfort her. Caroline told me she had argued with her boyfriend. The boyfriend was an athlete, and cheated on her all the time. I suggested we make him jealous by walking off and taking some photographs with […]
I saw Sophie Logan walking along the side of the road, a blonde MILF who told me she was a tourist from Germany. I speak a little German, at least enough that I was able to ask her if she wanted to make a little money. Sophie loved money, so I offered her 2000 crowns […]
Evening time in Prague is always interesting, because you can always find beautiful women like Adel Asanty walking around. She didn’t speak Czech, but we both spoke English well enough that she could tell me she was in town to visit friends. I saw she had many tattoos and piercings, and she told me she […]
When I picked up tourist Franco Roccaforte in my cab, he mentioned that he hadn’t seen many other black people in Prague, before letting slip that he’d never been with a blonde before. I told him I’d never been with a black guy either, and it seemed like both of us were in the mood […]
I picked up tattooed stud, Bo Dirt, in the cab, and he asked me to drive him to a nearby bar to meet some friends. We chatted amicably about the weather, but mostly I was making small talk because I love men with tattoos, and he was making me flustered. I asked to see more, […]
I was finished my shift and talking to a friend on the phone when Tomas got into the car. Tomas was on his way to school and was late, so he asked me to drive him, but since I had shut off my meter I told him to find another car. Tomas wouldn’t leave, and […]
Jason X got into the taxi today and asked me to drive him to to Charles University. I had actually studied at the same school some years earlier, so we got to chatting about it. Jason had an anatomy exam, and was having trouble remembering the Latin names for body parts. I had studied nursing, […]
It was very cold outside, so Marcel was happy I arrived so quickly. He was on his way to a meeting, and told me how it was his first time using the application. I don’t work for an application, I work for myself, so I questioned him further. Marcel had gotten into the wrong car […]
I was a little tired behind the wheel today, and I only closed my eyes for a second, but that was all it took to hit Mr. Henderson’s car. I rear-ended him, and Mr. Henderson was extremely angry with me. Apparently it was a new car, and I felt so guilty. I couldn’t find my […]
I had just finished my shift for the day and thought I would get some rest, but George barged into the taxi demanding I drive him. I told the man I could lose my license for transporting him, but he would not take no for an answer. He offered me quite a bit of money […]
I was waiting in the car when Andy got in and asked to go downtown. A fashion photographer, Andy had a very expensive camera with him, and it had been a while since I had taken new pictures, so I asked him to shoot me. He said I was pretty, so we found a quiet […]
Erick is training for a marathon when he is a spotted by Female Fake Taxi driver Barbara Bieber. The brunette babe pulls up next to jogger and calls out to him, telling him how sexy he is, and asking what his dick looks like! Erick is focused on his training, but when Barbara takes out […]
A 20 year old man named Logan got into my taxi today. Having just returned from Croatia, Logan was in Prague on business. Work, he told me, kept him very busy, too busy for a girlfriend. As we chatted, he found my bag. I guess I had left it in the backseat, and it was […]
My car was parked, or so I thought, until I heard the thump of Joe White crashing his skateboard into the back of the Fake Taxi. Joe was hurt and dizzy, so I took him into the car to get him some help. I got in the backseat and he told me his ribs hurt, […]
I was driving down the road in the Fake Taxi when I saw sexy blonde babe Destiny Vegas hailing the cab. Destiny was headed to the city, and she was so beautiful that I had to tell her I was attracted to her. We started talking about how we like to take care of ourselves […]
I was driving along in the Fake Taxi when I saw two beautiful women calling for the cab. The ladies, named Anna and Hayli, were Ukrainian women who were visiting on holiday. Anna and Hayli had been partying in Prague, and asked if they could do anything to get a discount. I told them they […]
My assignment today was to show new Fake Taxi hire Emily Bright the ropes of driving a cab, but when I got in the car, I wasn’t expecting her to be so sexy! I told her how when you drive the taxi it can get pretty boring, so your customers are usually your only fun. […]
Darina Ivanov and Clarke Kent got into my cab today, and asked me to lift them to the Uni Bar. I could tell they were new lovers, because they could not keep their hands off of each other. Within a few minutes Darina was grabbing Clarke’s cock, and then he started taking out her tits! […]
When a dark-haired hottie got into the Fake Taxi today, it took me a minute to realize it was Myla Elysa! I hadn’t seen Myla in years, not since our last tryst in the cab. Myla told me she had been traveling the world in search of cock, so obviously I offered her my dick […]
When I saw Kelly Cummins on the side of the road flagging down the taxi, I could immediately tell she was a fucking slut. Kelly was headed home to the apartments near the train station, and told me she was feeling nervous because she had just shagged her boss. Kelly told me she gave him […]
The fucking streets were deserted this morning, so I was ticked off, wasn’t I? I went to nick a bite to eat, and bloody hell, when I got back I saw people fucking in the Taxi. Marc had brought this bird Summer Rose with him, and it turned out he had promised her two cocks! […]
If you recall, I had picked up Azura Alii and her slutty friend Piggy Mouth, and we had quite the naughty threesome in the backseat of the taxi. I wasn’t sure what these girls liked more, my hard cock, or eating each other out! I had cum once, but the ladies weren’t finished with me […]
Satine Spark enjoys playing spin the bottle with her sorority sisters, but she wishes there were some boys to join in! Her bestie Ella Hughes’s nerdy brother Dave (Sam Bourne) and his friend Steve (Marc Rose) are the only ones available, and they’re total losers…but their cocks are in proper working order! When Satine catches […]
Space Taxi pilot Jazz (Amber Deen) gets called to pick up bounty hunter Cruz (Stirling Cooper) just off Ocraxia, but he’s not alone: he’s bringing an Ocraxian warrior back to prison. Although Cruz assures Jazz that his prisoner Sha’ra (Sophie Anderson) isn’t a danger, she quickly slips out of her chains and starts a firefight […]
When he’s playing Detective Drake, actor Brad McQueen (Ryan Ryder) is a total badass, but when the cameras stop rolling, Brad goes into a strop when they bring in stuntman Marc Rose to film his fight scenes for him. Brad’s hiding in his trailer when two of his mega-fans, Amber Deen and Tina Kay, sneak […]
Fakehub’s favorite Cop Drama is back in The Fuzz Part 2 starring Brad McQueen (Ryan Ryder)! After last episode’s stuntman fiasco, the studio decides Brad needs a partner, and hires his former stuntman Marc to be the new star of the show. A RADA trained actor, McQueen flips out on his PA Tracy (Estella Bathory), […]
Ella Hughes and friends have gathering around food and beverages to celebrate Christmas, but the party has barely begun when drama shows its ugly face. When Ella’s friend, Tasha’s, ex Sam shows up, Tasha doesn’t know how to handle herself! Pulling her friend, Rachel, from the bathroom as the latter sucks cock, Tasha sees Ella […]
Our match up in this edition of Knockouts is a competitive contest pitting the magnificent Might Rider (Honour May) against the spooky scary Reaper (Tindra Frost). When Might Rider hears Reaper likes to intimidate her opponents, the Rider makes a beeline for the mystic’s dressing room. The fighters scuffle, but in the ensuing chaos, Reaper […]
As alliances continue to be formed in the Knockouts Universe, Viking Warrior Astrid (Sophie Anderson) realizes she needs to find someone to watch her back if she hopes to win the title. Astrid approaches the Pirate Maiden Tempest (Skylar McKay), her opponent for the evening, in hopes of forging a pact, but Tempest wants none […]
It’s driver Hudson’s (Marc Rose) 40th birthday, and he isn’t too excited to be spending it alone on the Space Taxi. Driving to the day’s fare, Marc quickly has to engage in emergency measures when the Space Taxi gets too close to a worm hole! Beaming a survivor of the wormhole to his ship, Hudson […]
Angel Wicky has hired Davon Kim and Luna Corazon to babysit for the evening, but the two ladies are more concerned with playing with Angel’s collection of sex toys! Davon and Luna kick off their shoes and jump on Angel’s bed, and then take out her dildo and vibrator. Davon pops off her shorts and […]
Poor Thomas is under the weather, so his girlfriend requests nurse Lola Marie for a house call. Lola comes into the room to find Thomas lying in bed, and begins to inspect the patient as Thomas’ girlfriend goes to do chores in the other room. When Lola pulls back Thomas’ comforter, her eyes are immediately […]
Irina Vega and her boyfriend have rented a hotel room for a romantic getaway, but all the hunk wants to do is rest! Irina tries to rouse his attention, but when her boyfriend wants none of it, she gets frustrated. In walks Steve Q, the bellhop. Sensing an opportunity, Irina tells Steve to stay quiet, […]
Needing some money to launch a career, Izzie (Kylie Nymphette) takes a job in the Fake Neighborhood spa. When she’s caught giving blowjobs in the locker room for extra cash, Izzie’s boss puts her on notice: one more slip up, and she’s fired! But then a huge hunk named Marc comes through the spa, and […]
It’s hard to surprise me after years auditioning and recruiting beautiful women for the adult industry, but the blonde bombshell Christina who walked into my office took my breath away. How could I not see her curvy body and those tattoos all over her skin, and not daydream about diving into her cleavage, and getting […]
The moment today’s interviewee Victoria Summers strutted in wearing those huge red high heels, I started counting the seconds as I wondered how long I’d have to wait before I could see this thick babe naked. After going through the details of shooting porn, productions in the Tropics, and what she could expect on set, […]
There’s nothing so nice as a hot Euro babe to get your juices flowing, especially a perky brunette like Julia De Lucia. We started off on the right foot when she knocked on my door nice and early, then sat her cute self down on my couch and got down to flirting up a storm. […]
I’m a sucker for wild women with a lot of personality, so when today’s appointment Liz Rainbow walked in wearing her namesake socks, I took note! After she told me about her wild sexual life in Barcelona, this Spanish babe started to tear off her clothing so I could take a look at her stunning […]
I was just about to head to the pub, having given up on my appointment with 21-year-old Emma, then the tiny tart stumbled in with her big high heels, saying she’d gotten lost. If she hadn’t been so unbelievably hot with those perfect tits and that long, black hair, I would have kicked her out […]
Truth is, nothing is hotter than an experienced, fuckable MILF. And when Monica Bollocksy wiggled out of her little dress and sucked my cock down her throat today, I knew I’d found an extra special talent. My clients were looking for a submissive, so I had to put the randy broad to the test with […]
I really don’t like tardiness. And even though Michelle Thorne walked in with her big fake tits popping out of her little black dress, I couldn’t excuse her behavior. I had to teach this MILF a lesson on punctuality, so I put her over my knees and gave her bare ass a good spanking. There’s […]
