It’s a slow day at the Cannibal Cult tiki bar. Bartender Ramon Nomar is passing the time with fellow employee Jewelz Blu when manager Joanna Angel walks in, complaining to Jewelz that their last shipment was confiscated by the feds. She warns Jewelz that they better keep an eye out for anyone suspicious poking around, since the entire bar is just a front for laundering money and offing people.
Meanwhile, hipsters Aaron (Small Hands) and Emma Hix show up outside the bar, looking for the ultra-secret and authentic speakeasy they heard was there. They look for a secret door, but finding nothing, they try shouting different passwords at a camera they see perched above the doorway.
Inside, employee Vanessa Sky watches Emma and Aaron on a monitor. When she calls Joanna in, Joanna is suspicious that these ‘hipsters’ could actually be undercover cops, so she lets them into the bar to find out what they know.
Inside the bar, Aaron and Emma are greeted by Joanna. As she chats with the new arrivals, Joanna’s alarm bells start to go off. So, to throw them off the trail and distract them, Joanna tells Aaron and Emma that the bar offers live performances…in fact, they got there just in time, since a performance is ABOUT to start.
Scrambling to come up with something, Joanna pulls Jewelz aside, telling her that SHE’S the show. Jewelz takes the stage along with Ramon as Aaron and Emma watch, entranced by the spectacle of Jewelz spinning fire.
Soon, Jewelz runs out of fire to spin. Desperate to keep the distraction going, Jewelz improvises, grinding on Ramon, getting ready to give Aaron and Emma a sex show that they won’t be able to take their eyes off of.
Looks like things are really starting to LIVEN UP at the Cannibal Cult!
