My father cut me off from his credit card because I spent $10,000 in Cancun with the girls. Now he tells me I have to go out and find a real job. Fuck that. Jobs are gross and I can’t wait for all of that to go shopping; besides, I’m in school. Which is why I’m doing what my girlfriend suggested: getting a sugar daddy. This guy’s going to give me an allowance just to hang out with him. If he wants to fuck, I at least hope he’s hot. This is the arrangement I’ve been waiting for!
