You know I need to start hanging out around the casinos on the Native American Reservations more because today’s jackpot and exploit Ashley is fucking hot, and who knew? I also can’t wait for Thanksgiving time because I also like my meat a little on the darker side and this hottie also has the most gorgeous darker side pussy meat vagina to boot. I mean come on! Who doesn’t enjoy a little change of pace hooking up with the shy unassuming girl who has a little hair around her pussy, and thank god she couldn’t get into the waxing salon because it just added to this girl’s amateurish first timers vibe. But trust me when I say things steam and heat the fuck up once her clothes come off and I’ll say it again. Who would have known this genuinely nervous and coy girl would be such a seductive and spicy fuck once the passion started flowing. I mean she hasn’t had sex in over 6 months she confessed and it showed just how starved for sexual attention she was once Tyler began to inject some lustful energy towards and into her. Ok so she admits to being a stripper for a very short period of time and despite taking her clothes off for strangers just a month ago to blank stares from nameless male faces and handfuls of dead presidents, these are no substitutes for the real desired human touch combined with authentic chemistry. Proving the saying, ‘You can’t manufacture chemistry,’ and that was never truer because the sex that happened on the bed today was scorchingly hot and this girl DIDN’T GET what she needed. No. No. No. No. No. Tyler gave her what she DIDN’T KNOW she needed today and there’s no going back to Tinder for average run of the mill ‘Joe Blow’ cock again. You see it’s how this little rainmaker used to find the 3 or so handful of guys she’s fucked in the short 3 years she’s actively been spreading her legs and counting ceiling tiles. Tinder no more for this gal, and yea it’s the very low quality of matches she explained why she masturbates almost daily now and is the reason she hasn’t had sex in over 6 months, seemingly giving up on the app. So remember this if anything from today’s bio, Tinder is evil and it’s not here to find you hookups and get you laid guys. You know I thought this was a no brainer everyone and what I’m about to tell you unfortunately will come as a bombshell to some. It’s a business, here to keep you hooked on swiping right with just enough “potential” hookups to keep you interested and engaged on the app, but not enough that you find average at best sex, or a partner for that matter and end up leaving the Tinder network all together because you found a steady fuck buddy. Because listen, if you left you see then it would lose you and countless millions of other subscribers like you and therefore Tinder would be less attractive to advertisers. Furthermore, and more importantly, follow the money because Tinder would no longer be able to gather your entire electronic life, contacts, personal data, browsers history (that’s scary for some of us) and all the information from your mind control device and sell said information and monetize you. Which by the way is how they really make all their money. Anyways, I’m just glad you’ve stayed to read this entire write up because if you did you’re a rock star and deserving of a little Fucking-It-Forward so Happy fapping, and Cheers!!!
Steve
