I picked up this gorgeous Spanish woman named Penelope Cum who was on her way to the altar at the museum. It was so hot in the taxi, and she had a trip, so we got to chatting. I told her she reminded me of a famous singer from Spain, and she told me about […]
A pint-sized bundle of fun flagged the cab down today, big titted blonde MILF Petite Princess Eve. Eve was headed to the city centre and it was her first time in the UK, so I told her about a little tradition us taxi drivers have: flash your tits, get a free ride! This appealed to […]
I had stepped out of the cab for a minute, and when I got back in Petite Princess Eve startled me from the passenger section! I guess I had left the door open, and there she sat, asking for another go at the Bishop. I wasn’t about to say no, so she wanked me as […]
Princess Jas flagged the cab and asked me to drive her to the park at the top of town. She was almost wearing the smallest pair of shorts I had ever seen, and I say almost because they were so small they hardly qualified as shorts in the first place! Jas was moaning, and when […]
Princess Jas was half naked when she got into the taxi and ordered me to drive. Jas told me she had just escaped from prison, and it had been three years since she had a taste of cock. Jas was begging for cock like a wild horny banshee, and she stuck her arse through the […]
I was driving in the Fake Taxi today hunting for cock, and wouldn’t you know it, a stud named Freddy Gong appeared on the side of the road! I love me some big, black cock so I pulled right over. Freddy was headed to school, and since he immediately started complimenting me, I could tell […]
I was driving along when I saw Queenie B standing there in a tiny skirt, looking like she was ready for some fun. She got in the taxi, and already knew my name. Seems her friend Emma had told her about me, and since Queenie needed a seeing too, she asked me if I would […]
This petite blonde got into the backseat today and told me “just drive.” I thought it was strange, but I’ve had more bizarre requests, so I went along with it. She asked me if I was married, and said she was wondering because I turned her on. I thought it was a prank, but when […]
It had been a hell-raising ride so far in the Fake Taxi, and after all the mayhem my erratic driving had caused, I knew I had to come up with a plan. As Mina K and I drove to a deserted spot, I made the hasty decision to jump out of the moving cab, and […]
Join us as we celebrate the tenth anniversary of Fake Taxi with the most exhilarating ride to date! With a bomb on board that is set to detonate if the speed drops below 69mph, inked-up babe Mina K is giving a sloppy blowjob and getting her tight pussy stretched in the back of the doomed […]
An American blonde by the name of Red August got into the Fake Taxi today. Red was in England on vacation and doing some sight seeing, and asked me to take her to see some historic sights. As we drove along, the bird asked me if I took American dollars. I thought she might be […]
This blonde teen Rika Fane got into the taxi arguing with what I assume was her boyfriend in Czech. I don’t speak Czech, but it sounded quite heated. Suddenly, she was reaching into the front seat. When she grabbed my cock, I understood what she wanted! As I found us somewhere to pull over, Rika […]
Romy Indy used the app to book what I call the BBC – the Big, Black Cab! I told the Ebony hottie that they called me Big D, and she knew I was talking about my dick. We got to chatting, and when Romy adjusted her bag, I noticed she had a riding crop in […]
Roxy Lace got into the taxi today and asked me to take her past the train station. It was the afternoon, so I asked if she had cut out of work early, but sadly, she told me that she had been made redundant. Something about bloody Brexit. Don’t get me started on the politicians in […]
Pink-haired pixie Roxy Lace got into the Fake Taxi today, asking for a lift up the sunbed shop. We had barely got to driving when she got a message on her phone informing her she was being offered a new job! I decided to shoot my shot and asked if she wanted to celebrate with […]
This gorgeous Spanish brunette got into my taxi named Rubi Rico. Rubi told me she was a waitress, and had only been in Prague for three weeks. She found it very cold, and was rubbing her body to warm up, and before I knew it, she took her tits out to warm them up too! […]
I was giving sexy Brit Ruby Lee a lift to the airport this morning. During the journey, the blonde bombshell confessed she didn’t have enough cash to pay me. Ruby cheekily suggested giving me a blowjob in exchange for a free ride, and of course I said yes! The filthy mare got on her knees […]
I was taking a cheeky break when this thick hottie Sabien Demonia got into the Fake Taxi. Sabien lived by the old church, but with her tattoos, she didn’t look like an angel. The AC didn’t work and it got hot in the taxi, and before I knew it, Sabien was slipping off her knickers […]
It was a cold one, the day Sabien DeMonia jumped in the cab asking me to take her somewhere hot. She was just headed up the road, but the cold made her flag the cab down. I wondered out loud if that meant she didn’t have any money, but she was prepared. Shame, I had […]
I stopped to get some fuel, and when I got back from paying, I found busty redhead Sabien Demonia in the backseat! Sabien told me she liked our deal from last time, but I didn’t have any money as I had just spent it all on fuel. We got to driving, and she said she […]
Sabrina Spice jumped into my car demanding I drive quickly, because she was late for class. I told her if she wanted me to drive extra fast, she would have to give me something in return. After I had checked her ID, Sabrina offered to show me her panties. Spreading her legs made the little […]
It was a little bizarre, having Sahara Knite get into the taxi while she wasn’t wearing workout clothes. Sahara was dressed smart because she was on her way to do a little Christmas shopping, but the slut couldn’t help but show me she had no panties on. I got my cock out and started to […]
Today in the Fake Taxi, I picked up gorgeous brunette Salina Shein, who was on her way to nurse’s training. The stocking-clad nymph looked sexy in her uniform, and during the ride, she kindly offered to take a look at my private parts! After joining Salina in the back of the cab, the raven-haired slut […]
I was feeling horny when I spotted this raven-haired bombshell sitting in a parked car. I invited her to come and join me in the Fake Taxi, and when she saw my rock-hard dick, she immediately gobbled it up in an enthusiastic blowjob! With her big titties on display, the naughty minx spread her legs […]
I picked up Polish babe Sandra Sweet in the Fake Taxi this morning. Sandra’s big natural boobs looked very tasty, I couldn’t stop staring at them! I wanted to see more, so I offered the curvy blonde a discount. She got out her titties and let me play with them, and since we were both […]
Stunning Italian babe Sara Diamonte hailed down the Fake Taxi today for a lift into the city centre. As we drove off, I started up a conversation and discovered that Sara did not have a boyfriend, which I found difficult to believe considering how attractive she was! Once we reached our destination, Sara realised she […]
I was on my lunch break, and not planning to work, but when this beautiful brunette Sarah Simons asked if I was available, I wasn’t about to turn her down. Sarah was going shopping for party goods, and told me she was single, and inviting a bunch of men over. I thought she was very […]
I saw a familiar arse in a red dress waving down the cab, and when Sasha Steele got in, she cheekily remarked she was happy it was me driving, since that meant she wouldn’t have to pay! Since the meter wasn’t running, I figured I had enough time to pop into the car wash. While […]
Scartlet Rebel needed a lift, but didn’t have any money to pay for it. I told her I drove a special taxi, then we got to driving. I told her why the taxi was special, and told her to show me her ass. Scarlet acted scandalized, but I could see in her eyes that she […]
This evening, I picked up a couple who were heading to “The Diamond Club,” a notorious swingers hangout. Dark-haired bombshell Selva Lapiedra looked stunning in a short, sexy dress and boots, and her muscular boyfriend, Darrell Deeps, couldn’t keep his hands off her! I told the lovebirds that I didn’t want any hanky-panky going on […]
This lovely brunette Sereyna Gomez got into the taxi today on her way to Chodov to see a girlfriend. She was running late, and meant to be emotional support to a girlfriend with relationship issues. As we drove, she realized she had forgotten her wallet. I told her I could offer a discount if she […]
When I pulled around the corner and saw Shannon Blue hailing the cab, I just could not believe the size of her tits! Double K. I’d never even heard of a Double K, but I got to see them up close when she got into the backseat. I had to ask her if she would […]
This annoying alt-woman got into the taxi today named Sharlotte Thorne. She didn’t want to open the door because it was “dirty,” and she complained how she hated public transport, and how her fancy car was in the shop. She was so snooty! She told me I knew her father, a famous politician. I didn’t […]
Sharon Lee got into the Fake Taxi today, a 30-year-old busty Asian babe who was in Prague to visit friends and do some business. Sharon told me her boyfriend had left her for another woman, which was ironic, because I was in the exact same situation. Sharon was very beautiful, and I had never been […]
Today I picked up this stunning brunette who was looking for her husband. Shay Sights suspected her partner was cheating on her, and she wanted to catch him in the act. When we finally located her husband, Shay was upset to see him with two pretty European ladies. After parking the Fake Taxi, I joined […]
This gorgeous Venezuelan babe named Sheila Ortega got into the Fake Taxi today. Sheila told me she was looking for a husband so she could get a British visa. The road was bumpy, and she didn’t notice, but her tits popped out! They were huge! I let her know, and she tried to seduce me […]
The first time I met Shi, she was a virgin who had never sucked a cock, and was worried about pleasing her boyfriend. Well, the second time I saw her, she was a fucking slut! Shi told me how she had stuck her tongue in her boyfriend’s arse, and how it made him cum all […]
Sweet Shi Official got into the Fake Taxi today, and asked me to drive her around a little while she decided where to go. She was a skinny brunette, adorable really, but she looked distraught. She took out shaving cream and a razor from her bag, and told me how she had been with her […]
A tall blonde number called the taxi today, and when she got into the car, I saw it was my old fling Shona River! Shona had been in my cab before, and fallen for a line about first timers and giving cabbies blowjobs. Shona was headed to the beach and happy to see me, but […]
I had made Shona River a deal, and it was finally time to collect: we had agreed that if I took her on holiday to Majorca, she’d let me fuck her pretty little arsehole! She was on the phone with her mum bragging when I drove up, so I pranked her and said I couldn’t […]
Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn’t recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over […]
This Italian brunette got into the taxi today by the name of Silvia Soprano. She was not used to the weather here, and was freezing cold. Unfortunately, my heater was broken, but as we drove, she started to panic. Suddenly, I heard her say “I can’t feel my pussy! It’s totally frozen!” I told her […]
I saw Sofia the Bum on the side of the road, and she looked lost, so I stopped, and asked if she needed a ride. Sofia, it turns out, had lost her phone, and didn’t know how to get home. She was new to town, so I offered her a ride, and we got to […]
Sophia Grace called me and asked for a ride. She told me she was headed to the park for a yoga lesson, but it was raining, so the lesson was called off. Sophia laid down her mat in the backseat and started to hold some poses, but she quickly decided the real stretching she wanted […]
I saw Sophie Anderson’s big fake tits from around the corner, so when she flagged the cab down I was quite pleased She was a right filthy slut, and started talking about how erect her nipples were the second she sat down! She was teasing me a bit when I saw my old fling Michelle […]
I hadn’t seen busty Welsh MILF Stacy Saran in a while, so I was quite happy to see her flagging down my cab. I had to make a stop at the bank, and Stacy was kind enough to give me a good luck flash. When I got back to the car, I found Stacy in […]
I knew Stacy Seran and Princess Paris were trouble the second then flagged down the taxi. The ladies told me they were coming back from the Festival of Love, and wanted to head to the river to chill. I had to stop short at a sign, and Princess Paris squeezed her water bottle all over […]
Stacy Cruz got into the Fake Taxi today, a lovely brunette with blue eyes and natural boobs. Stacy was coming from an interview, and we got to chatting. She told me how she preferred taking taxis rather than public transportation since it was cleaner, and she could talk to the driver. Since she took taxis […]
It was a busy day, but I’ll always stop to pick up a pretty lady in a red dress. Star Del Ray was headed to the pub. She had just finished a job interview, and she felt pretty confident she would get the position. Why was she so confident? Apparently she had sucked the bloke’s […]
The fucking streets were deserted this morning, so I was ticked off, wasn’t I? I went to nick a bite to eat, and bloody hell, when I got back I saw people fucking in the Taxi. Marc had brought this bird Summer Rose with him, and it turned out he had promised her two cocks! […]
Today I pulled over next to this hot blonde Czech named Suzy Grande and offered her a ride in the Fake Taxi. Suzy was wearing a sexy red dress, and I offered her a few euros to see more of her incredible body. The stocking-clad babe got out her huge fake boobs, and then she […]
Sweet Angelina got into my taxi today wearing a very nice dress. Angelina was headed for Lidicka, and not having a very good day. She told me she had been at a casting, and it had not gone well. I tried to cheer her up by telling her I knew a friend with a casting […]
Sybil Kailena got into the Fake Taxi today wearing a cute short denim dress. She told me she was headed to the main square for some shopping with friends. Apparently, she didn’t understand how physics worked, because she wanted me to make the 40 minute trip in 20 minutes. She told me she would show […]
I picked up skinny tattooed girl Tabitha Poison. The car was making sounds, and she kept giving me attitude because of it. I was getting very mad, especially when she started banging her feet immaturely. I threatened to end the ride, and this scared her, so she offered to show me her breasts to make […]
I was driving along when I saw Talula Thomas bending down, and her arse was so fine that I had to circle the block just to get another peek! On the second pass, I noticed she was limping, so I asked her if she needed any help. Talula told me she was jogging and twisted […]
Russian blonde MILF Tanya Virago got into my cab today after a long night of partying. The party had been so wild that she had forgotten her shirt! I wasn’t going to complain, her tits were fantastic. She looked gorgeous, but I had to make sure she didn’t forget her purse too. I was joking, […]
The last time I had seen Tanya Virago she had promised to one day let me fuck her arse, but I never thought she’d actually go through with it! Tanya knocked on the car window, and my eyes lit up at the sight of her big tits. She had come just to see me, and […]
I wasn’t expecting to see Tanya Virago back in the UK so soon, but there she was flagging down the cab on the side of the road. Tanya told me she had met some rich bloke at the airport on her last go-round, and he was now her sugar daddy. She asked me to drive […]
Fuck me sideways, I picked up Tara Spades while she was wearing her wedding dress! “You need to rescue me,” said Tara, who told me she had sneaked out of her hotel without telling anyone. It wasn’t that she didn’t love her husband, but she had never been with any other man, so her best […]
If you recall, Tara Spades had fucked me in the Fake Taxi right before her wedding, wearing her dress and everything! Well, Tara called me up for a second shot before she headed out on her honeymoon, and didn’t even let me pull off before she had my dick in her mouth! Tara had worn […]
This morning I picked up British stunner Tasha Lustn in the Fake Taxi for a lift into the city centre. We had only just set off when Tasha mentioned that she hadn’t brought much cash with her and wasn’t sure if she could pay the fare. The sexy brunette suggested we make some kind of […]
This thick, curvy babe named Taylee Wood got into my taxi today. New to the area, Taylee was on her way to a job interview, and she was very nervous. The only thing that calmed her down was playing with her 20 year old pussy. I told her she could masturbate, it wasn’t a problem. […]
