Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Digital Sin presents a Revolution X film, “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” – featuring Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!
Scene Breakdown
Scene 1. Aurora Snow, Rod Fontana
Scene 2. Taylor Vixen, Tory Lane
Scene 3. Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone
Scene 4. Angelica Raven, Charley Chase, Gracie Glam, Jackie Daniels, Pike Nelson
Scene 5. Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano
Honors and Awards
AVN Awards, 2010
Nominee: Best Actor, Anthony Rosano
Nominee: Best Actress, Kimberly Kane
Nominee: Best Director: Feature, Sam Hain
RogReviews’ Critics Choice Awards, 2009
Nominee: Best Feature
Ropey Volley, 2009
Winner: Best Actress, Kimberly Kane
Winner: Most Grateful Sex Scene, Anthony Rosano, Kimberly Kane
Reviewed by bono-ONE
Good day porn fans time to check in with another parody, this one of a more serious show as opposed to a comedy or even a sport show like Monday Night Football which I just watched. Nope this one’s for the X Files which has been off for a few years but still is well known with just last year a movie being released with the two principals from the tv show. I was never a huge fan of the show, not that I didn’t like what I saw, just never watched it so the subtleties they might go for in this I could miss. What I won’t miss is the hotties we get to watch fuck, Kimberly Kane is the lead female and a damn close version of Scully, I mean scary close which I cool. Also we have Tory Lane, Audrey Bitoni, Aurora Snow, Taylor Vixen and Ashlynn Brooke- so the hottie quotient is met and then some. Now let’s check out this flick, I’m sure there’ll be a little storyline to follow in between the bumping of uglies, let’s hope it is not to complicated for those who weren’t into the show.
Cool opener as we hear the familiar sounds of fucking and I do recognize the voice but the hair color is different and sure enough it is Ashlynn riding this fella who I don’t know. They finish fucking but Ashlynn isn’t quite finished with him yet and dives in as we hear biting sounds, is she a vampire, don’t know as they fade from that to the opening credits. The music as I hear it here sounds almost perfect to what was played opening the X Files show and the graphics were right on target with the creepy factor high! The principals are then given great ID’s with still pics of them, Anthony Rosano and Kimberly Kane play Mulder and Scully, those names I know! The shot then takes us to D.C. where the FSA is headquartered– aka it’s the FEDS or FBI but the initials have been changed to protect the innocent,err, I mean guilty! The agents are summoned to Rod Fontana’s office where they’re given an assignment. There have been a rash of killings in Los Angeles which have some similarities to ritual or Satanic murders so this requires their expertise– and it will get Mulder out of his office where his big task was seeing how many pencils he could throw up and stick in the ceiling.
Aurora Snow with Rod Fontana:
As Scully aka Kimberly leaves she’s asked to send in Arlene who I assume is Rods secretary. In walks Aurora and hello gorgeous secretary alert! Pretty good performer to start off the fucking with if I say so myself. Rod has no appoitments for a couple of hours so there is some time for Dicktation! Aurora is game and drops down to free up his cock, great close/ side views here as Aurora works her magic. Liked the squatting shot too, legs nice’n’wide. Rod then uses the desk for something better than reading boring reports and places Aurora on it and munches on that pussy. Sexwise you see reverse and spoon before Rod gets brave entering the dark side, her ass! Good anal here in mish, some small gaping and finally we get a facial blast for Miss Snow. Solid start to this one, now I think we’ll catch up with Mulder and Scully in the City of Angels.
So we hit the big city where Mulder & Scully head right to the murder scene where Tyler Knight is overseeing the crime scene. The visuals here were disturbing and seemed real. There were carvings into the chest and obviously the neck is torn open from Ashlynn biting– damn girl The Packers lose and you act like this, lol.– sorry she’s a huge Pack fan, couldn’t resist! Another clue shown to the agents was a big white sheet with a red symbol on it and this was shoved all the way down the perps throat so Ashlynn was really really pissed. Mulder thinks this is some sort of sex magic– not sure what that is and neither is Tyler who asks Scully about her partner– he takes a little getting used to- a classic line. Something has been bothering Mulder for a few days but Scully can’t seem to get it out of him but she does get more info on the case as Fox lays out the meaning of the symbol they just saw, Alistair Crowley was a force behind it, you know Mr. Crowley of the Ozzy Osbourne song fame, yeah Ozzy!!Anthony handled his difficult dialogue here really well, lots of terms which could trip up your tongue so not sure how many takes they did but bravo. Kimberly is a good receptor here, takin in this knowledge but still wearing a worried look on her face as she wants to know what eating at her partner, I’m sure we’ll find out in due course. Later on we have Mulder alone in his room going over photos when he decides to check with Scully about ordering pizza. Well she doesn’t answer so he quietly slips into her room where we hear running shower water and out walks a very naked Kimberly Kane– hello sexy! The two have a slightly awkward moment, she’s already eaten so Fox returns to his room to ‘work’ off that image he just saw.
Tory Lane & Taylor Vixen:
So he goes back and we see Kimberly plopping down on the bed and the facial expression she gives seems to clearly indicate she didn’t mind Mulder seeing her in the buff, ahh romantic feelings perhaps bubbling up! Later that night we check back in with Mulder and he’s gotta work that image out of his mind so what better way than watching some porn on tv. Just so happens it’s a g/g featuring Tory Lane who I think most of you know and the newer girl who she’s partnered with is Taylor Vixen who is fairly new to the biz and damn does she possess a fine set of natural titties which Tory goes right for showering with kisses. Tory’s got a fine rack too and there is some licking to her nipples too, Tory is able to lick her own and Taylors at the same time as she’s pressed the boobies in tight. I think Taylor enjoys her boobs being played with as she kept pushing them up to Tory’s face and she was ravenous here devouring those nipples. Tory’s doing some good fingering too down below as Taylor starts getting a faceful of boob herself. After Tory goes down on Taylor we get the lovely site of Miss Lane rising up and placing her pussy right over her friends face, I love face riding like this as we also get a great open shot on Taylor’s pussy. Miss Vixen also gets in some fingering as well as devouring that cookie. The ladies 69 too with Taylor on top and we close out with a little kissing. Now this is more like it, some great pussy play, the breast sucking/ kissing was real good here and no toys– I was a happy camper.
So it’s the next day and Agent’s Fox and Scully arrive at a house belonging to one Andrew Barsons– he’s played by Ralph Long who answers the door and lets the agents in after their credentials are presented. Ralph’s got a deadpan thing going on with his line delivery and facial expression- I am sure this was intended. He’s also got a symbol on the door which Mulder recognizes. Lots of candles burning too, definitely creepy! Kimberly lays out the case for Ralph with Mulder piping in too with details. Seems Ralph’s the head of an order that indulges in those types of activities– you know what Ashlynn did to that poor guy. Ralph puts them off, his group meets in a bookstore now, lol. They still do the sex magic activities, not the violent ones of course, wink wink, and he’d be happy to demonstrate on, I mean for Scully but Mulder nixes that and the two depart. So as they leave Mulder has a private word with Ralph, you know I wouldn’t leave town if I were you but he also notices a pendant around Ralph’s neck with some writing on it, hmm a vital clue or a red herring, stay tuned.
The guy’s dirty no doubt according to Mulder so the two stake his place out. Later that night he fills Scully in on the pendant so I guess it is a clue. Another bit of dialogue delivered by Anthony and the guy’s got a lot of words here so far and he’s done a great job with it. Seems Ashlynn’s a succubus and she can have power over a lot of guys as well as taking bites out of their necks and carving symbols in their chests but if a person wears a pendant with the writings on it like Ralph’s got then she’s got no hold on them– we’ll see if that plays out later on. So Ralph heads out for his little club meeting, lol, and this gives Mulder and Scully the chance to check out his house for clues– but this evidence won’t be admissable due to a lack of a warrant– some Law & Order in there for you, hehe. But Mulder’s a rebel and basically says fuck it without saying fuck it, so the two head in. Ok you’ll need to take a big leap of faith here as the two get in rather easily. Don’t you think a baddie like this would have a better home security system besides just locking his front door,lol. Ok back to the movie. As they make their way through the home you get atmospheric music piped in with a high creepy factor quotient and the lightings fairly dark too as they use flashlights to guide their way. Hitting the basement the two find lots of goodies and bad symbols painted on the walls and floors. Scully starts to get really creeped out and wants to leave so they head out, I think Mulder was getting a chubbie myself, lol.
Ashlynn Brooke & Audrey Bitoni:
Ok so we hit a local nightspot where we see Audrey and Evan coming in and they want to find a girl to come home with them, but it’s got to be the right girl, a wild and crazy one. Evan muses that maybe they’ll get lucky and the girl will find them. As they start making out they are disturbed by Ashlynn who was suddenly there. Ahh Ashlynn’s got a long black hair piece on over her blonde hair so we can see what she would look like with this type of hair color, not bad. The trio begin their little tryst right then and there, it’s as good a spot as any Ashlynn says. They all come together kissing and caressing. Loved seeing Ashlynn and Audrey making out, the titties come out and get kissed. The ladies do a fine job sharing Evan’s cock, good upwards angle for this bit of action. Some nice standing fucking for Ash results in P2M, then it’s Audrey’s turn to ride and reverse was a great shot for her. Try Ashlynn riding in cowgirl while Audrey’s rides Evans face– now if you’re gonna go this is one way to say so long to this world. Evan closes out spraying his load across both sets of tits. Ashlynn stands up and you see her give a look but we don’t see anything else until the next scene where it’s daylight and we’re at that same location with Scully looking down on two white sheets with blood stains in the middle so Evan and Audrey went out with a bang– ok that’s bad!
Mulder arrives on the scene and this time Ashlynn took something from her victims– their hearts, I’m not sure as it wasn’t made clear but one thing which is made clear is Mulder thinking this is not some cult murder by humans, nope, it’s Lilith aks Ashlynn that’s doing the killings. Anthony has already done a good job just a short time ago explaining the whole Lilith angle to the storyline. A bit of research on Mulder’s part revealed that the grandfather of Ralph was in the company of Alistair Crowley, Mr. Creepy himself. Ralph wearing the pendant to protect himself from Lilith, it’s all starting to make sense for Mulder now how can he convince the more skeptical Scully of this– I seem to recall this being a theme of the tv show where this same scenario seemed to play out on a continual basis. It’s gonna be hard to prosecute Satan’s whore, lol, vintage Scully– she’s going to do autopsies on the bodies. We move to that and more specifically visuals with Evan Stone’s mutilated body, some serious work done here and it looked lifelike, wow. Scully does find a clue, a single finger nail, female and yes the heart was removed but put back in. Scully looks at it and is chilled because in it the word Fox is carved. She rushes off to find her partner.
Speaking of her partner we get Mulder going back to Ralph’s place, this time in the daytime to ask a few more questions. Ralph is accomodating and even offers a glass of water. He has one too but doesn’t drink his while Mulder commits the cardinal sin of taking a sip and he begins to lose it while trying to ask his questions. Ralph has kept his calm, deadpan facial expression on the whole time. The creepy music starts in just as Mulder drops dead, not literally but he passes out. Mulder comes to and he’s bound by the wrists and Ralphs there. He wants Fox to experience a particular form of sex magic but if Mulder keeps squirming it will only hurt more– perhaps that’s what Ralph wants the sick bastard! Scully then comes in, gun drawn and Ralph calmly sits down and answers a few pertinent questions posed now by Scully. She shows the baggie with the fingernail in it. Ralph confirms it’s Liliths and explains that he summoned her into this world. The last 7 years he’d been having dreams about her, they’d fuck and she’d devour his flesh and this wouldn’t stop unless he brought her into our world which we now know he did. But how exactly?
Group Orgy with Charley Chase, Gracie Glam, Jackie Daniels & Angelica Raven:
Ralph calmly explains to the agents that it was his group that summoned Lilith and how did they do it, why by some good old fashioned sex magic, aka the group orgy! The scene then shifts down below to another time and in Ralph’s basement. You see the girls there, along with Ralph and some other dudes. Everyone is naked or in various stages of undress. There is some slo-mo footage too along with appropriate music, ominous sounding. Watching the guy disrobe Charley and cupping her awesome natural titties was great. You have a couple other guys standing in the backdrop in their druid style robes. Looks like Charley’s going to be the focal point so far as the girls go, at least she was to start. Her pussy is licked followed by a sloppy blowjob from Charley to I think it’s Pike Nelson– that’s the other male name in the cast listing and I assume he’s got to have some sort of prominent role which this is. So it does seem Charley’s the only girl actually fucking in this scene while Gracie, Jackie and Angelica are pure eye candy. There is a little involvement as Charley does get a boob to suck on. Miss Chase ends up taking a pretty good facial pop after more solid sloppy bj action.
The next shot shows the group now sitting looking ahead, smiling, expecting something to happen and it does as we see Ashlynn appear. Good effects here with the lighting and music both which serve to signal Ashlynn’s arrival but not giving away that she’s here for death and destruction along with some fucking of course. Back to the present where we get Mulder freed and he along with Agent Scully head out to a meat plant in Death Valley to try and find Lilith and stop her once and for all. Ahh they’ve brought Ralph too. The groups split up to search– never good don’t these people watch tv, never split up, lol. Mulder goes alone while Scully takes Ralph, a warning shot is to be fired if anyone spots something. The ominous vibes and sounds return and damn they sounded so good on my computer speakers, lol. Ahh we get dripping water too, they aren’t missing any tricks here. We see shots of both groups as they search, plenty of creepy noises to go around. As you might guess it’s Mulder who finds her but first he comes upon a darkened room lit up by what seems like hundreds of candles. From behind Ashlynn comes striding in, wearing a hot red negligee and she speaks welcoming Fox. He first a shot too, right at her and this rouses Scully and Ralph but will they get to him in time?
Kimberly & Anthony:
We get the confrontation between Ashlynn and Anthony. She wants to give him pleasure and we know also what else she wants to give and it ain’t good! She senses his feelings for Scully and morphs into Kimberly if that will heighten his pleasure, in his last moments, lol. Anthony is taken aback and this is the time when Kimberly and Ralph arrive with Ashlynn morphing back into her own look just as they arrive. She wants Ralph and Mulder throws him under the bus telling Kimberly to remove the pendant, which she does, also pushing him to the grounds as Scully and Mulder run off– very soon we hear the blood curdling screams as Ashlynn’s having her way with Ralph and to bad for him as he doesn’t get to actually fuck her first. So the two high tail it out of there as the wailings of Ralph serenade them driving off. The next shot then finds the two back in D.C. and Rod Fontana has read their report and considers this quite the story. Seems no body was found where Ralph was left, only ashes but in the week since there have been no ritualistic murders in this same vein so it’s assumed the spree is over. Kimberly comes by Mulder’s office later on and she confronts him once and for all, what’s going on but he still won’t say as he leaves.
So it’s later that night, Kimberly’s at home working on her laptop when a knock comes at the door, it’s Mulder and he finally seems ready to open up to his partner. Mulder has been doing a lot of thinking about what’s important in his life and it’s not because they found out what happend to his sister, nope it’s Scully. He comes clean, the best part of his day is her coming into his office because he knows he’s going to be spending time with her and he comes out even further on the limb telling Scully he’s in love with her and this might end their partnership but he just had to say it. This was another powerful moment for Anthony in this flick. The dialogue and his delivery is spot on and Kimberly for her part is receptive and comes clean on her end, she’s in love with him too. There’s a close shot as the two faces come closer to that first special kiss. Moving to the bed we get Anthony going down on his love, pleasuring her pussy which elicits several moans from Kimberly. Miss Kane then goes well when it’s her turn, working on that cock as we get good shots up close and then pulled back giving us a bit of Kimberly assage in the shot. Reverse, cowgirl, mish and doggie all get worked in and hey I just realized it’s Mulder and Scully fucking, lol, a fantasy I’m sure for a lot of show viewers. Anthony saved up a good load too spraying it over Kimberly’s face with cleanup too. They both lie down then, in each other’s arms as some soothing piano music serenades them to the credits. Hmm I was expecting one final twist with either Anthony or Kimberly revealed to be Ashlynn. That would’ve been a total X Files moment no? But it’s a great scene as is to close out a strong movie.
Final Thoughts:
Well fans I thought this was a good movie on its own and I know it’s based on the show so longtime viewers will know better than I how close it was to the vibe and feel of the show. I liked what I saw here a lot. The acting was particularly strong from the leads who should ge some recognition, Ashlynn too in a supporting role stood out and I wouldn’t be shocked to see her get a nom as well. The music was used well, when it needed to be creepy or ominous it was or at the end when the two lovers had consumated their long time passion it was more soothing as they lay in each others arms. Now for extras we get a second disc devoted to them. You get just over 8 minutes worth of outtakes and bloopers– always fun to watch those on any movie especially porno. You also get a BTS segment and this was much longer, nearly 1 1/2 hours so when you’re in a reflective mood on this movie take a look. I can easily recommend this one for purchase just based on the movie. It’s made well, the actings real good and the sex more than kept the momentum going from one scene to the next. I hope there’s a sequel and I wouldn’t be shocked to see one, actually I’d be disappointed if there wasn’t.
